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Flirting

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Why do pretty girls don’t propose anymore?

Just in case you didn’t know, I am 32 years old. Considering all the bullshit I deliver on Ouchmytoe, you probably thought I was a stud bull. Unfortunately, I am just another old man, who in 20 years time will get an ICICI loan for his daughter’s marriage to a US-based Software Engineer.

I wouldn’t […]

My flight back to Gurgaon, alone

The Gods have been good to me so far. Today, I made a discovery which I think being a God fearing gentleman, I should share with the rest of the men folk. Tip of the year: While traveling, ask for a first row, aisle seat.
Of course, ladies with not so straight tendencies can also use […]

Flirting with an air hostess with a baby in hand

If you have been following my escapades with air-hostesses here, here & here…you will like this write-up as well.
Rhea, Rekha and I left Gurgaon on Wednesday morning and reached Madurai in the evening – all for 3-4 days of Diwali celebration with friends & relatives. Since Air Deccan doesn’t ask its patrons to buy […]

How to get into a conversation with a girl

If you know the girl’s mobile number, getting into a conversation with her is easy. Just dial her number, tell her that you can calling in from the ICICI Bank’s credit card division and want to tell her about an interesting Gold card offer. If she buys your story she probably is dumb enough to […]