Ever been in a fine mess?Ever been absolutely unsure of the happenings around you?Ever been left alone in a crowd?Ever had a stroke of bad luck?Ever been given a blue rose?Ever been part of a civilized warfare?Ever been fooled by somebody’s daily special?Ever hazarded an educated guess?Ever been told an important trivia?
Ablums…no.. albums. Yeah, albums. I hate albums. Especially if they do not belong to me. I hate them so much, that I have even stopped visiting my friends and relatives. Here is what happened when I last visited a friend`s place. It all started because Prakash, my friend wanted to take a bath before we … Read more
Yesterday I read review of the Hindi movie Girlfriend. It is about two girls, who like each other and eventually develop sexual attraction towards each other. A prominent word used in the review was `lesbian`. Being the innocent man, that everybody knows me to be, I went out looking for what the word meant. I … Read more
I would never know how many guys will hate me for this. Neither would I know, how many girls will pretend to hate me for doing a piece on the art of farting. It is only today that the Gauris and Prithvis sent up by India and Pakistan are making all the noise. But it … Read more
Somehow I do not have a liking for foreign products. They are made to suit the conditions out there. The latest product that has disappointed me (and as a result will see a significant drop in sales) is this so-so foreign deodorant that I bought. Entices the girls all right, but by noon I start … Read more
While it is a known fact to my friends that I would have preferred a short life in the Indian army than a long life out of it, not many know my favourite four lines. Well, these lines became my favs…only after Nameet told me. Nameet is a good friend of mine from Bangalore. And … Read more
This is a borrowed idea. Mr Mohan, a colleague and a friend mentioned that I should write about the ten things I want to do before I breathe my last. And here we go – 1) I want to pair-a-jump with my girl, and when there are a few kilometers to go, I want to … Read more
My hats off to Google`s G-mail. Incase you are interested, you could mail me at jv.rajan@gmail.com I am somehow appreciative of the way Google works. Their philosophy seems to have two prominent phrases 1) Keep it simple 2) Surprise the suckers While the `keep it simple` bit is for users like you and me. The … Read more