Scene Connery

Back in the days when I was in Madurai doing my Grade X, I was a pretty innocent fella. There was this theatre called VijayaLakshmi, which would lure us innocents into the blackhole called life by showing us porno flicks. The theatre would run movies like My Tutor, The Excellent Companion, For Your Sake, Let … Read more

I am going to be stripped!

Rekha`s family has decided to strip me on the day of the marriage. Looks like the marriage will be sanctified in a temple. But this is only the good part. The bad part is, I can only wear a dhoti during the marriage. That leaves out my fat-laden, scar-ridden, breast-hanging torso fully exposed. Was wondering … Read more

When I got online….

I was introduced to the internet five years back. I started out with e-mails and slowly graduated to yahoo chat. The net was just right for me. I could lie. I could pretend. I could hide. I could lie again. Given below is the transcript of my attempts to find a friend online…that day five … Read more

Crime Management

Crime is ramphant in this World, more so in India which makes its presence felt at the top of the list of the most corrupted countries. That is not to take away the credit of Mexico, which is the most corrupt country in the World.

Tale of a dead towel

Ever lived in a hostel? If not, you would better stop reading coz you are not going to understand one bit. Today morning when I walked into my balcony, I saw my towel fall from the line where I had left it to dry. It was dry all right. But it was kind of stiff … Read more