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Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.

Happy Valentine’s Day poem for my wife of ten years

by Jamshed V Rajan
Happy Valentines Day to my Wife

This poem has been written for Rekha, my wife of 10 years. All those girlfriends who read this poem and fall in love with me again thinking it was written for them…I am really sorry. I wish this Happy Valentine’s Day poem was for you. My Valentine this year is my wife. So here goes … Read more

Categories Marriage & Rekha 1 Comment

Open Letter to Modi Ji, from a short man

by Jamshed V Rajan
Unhappy Man Letter to Modi Ji

Dear Modi ji,  It all started with a smile. The smile of a woman. A pretty woman.  Fair to say, it started dangerously.  After all, the only thing more dangerous than a smiling woman is another smiling woman.  It was a ‘red eye’ flight to Madurai. We were leaving Delhi’s polluted air behind and going … Read more

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eMail conversation between husband and wife

by Jamshed V Rajan
eMail chat between husban and wife

Here is an actual email conversation that happened between my wife and me. Please understand that to make it an interesting read I have included a few fight scenes, a few romance scenes and a few song and dance sequences. Do note, this is not a sex conversation between a husband and wife. To be … Read more

Categories Marriage & Rekha 11 Comments

Funny answers to question “What do you bring to the table?”

by Jamshed V Rajan
Funny answers

If you have ever been interviewed, you will know the dreaded question asked by the representative of the Human resources department: “What do you bring to the table?” This is a tough question to answer. Especially if it is asked between “Tell me about yourself” and “Why should we hire you?.” I have been guilty … Read more

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Why every woman wants to be a bear in next life

by Jamshed V Rajan
A bear

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, … Read more

Categories Men & Women 1 Comment

Types of people you see inside elevators/lifts

by Jamshed V Rajan
Rekha & Rajan Elevator Picture

We all spend at least five minutes everyday traveling the lifts. If you are a lift operator you probably spend more than eight hours inside the lifts….but since we didn’t expect you to understand English and be reading blogs on the internet, this blog post doesn’t cater to your interest. Folks working on 30 plus … Read more

Categories Everything Else 8 Comments

Addictions in our family

by Jamshed V Rajan
Addiction

As you are already aware the Rajans are a very pious family. We have no addictions. Well, almost. Well, let me not bluff you. Remember, a saying “A cigarette is a pipe with a flame on one end and a fool at the other”….the credit for this goes to my grandfather. He was the fool … Read more

Categories My Childhood & Family 9 Comments

Standing Ovulation for Liz Taylor

by Jamshed V Rajan
Liz Taylor

I really loved Elizabeth Taylor. I would have married her but I didn’t want to be the ninth guy – that would have really upset my parents. But you got to give it to Liz Taylor for her taste and ability to identify the right people. All her eight husbands attended her funeral. Known for … Read more

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