I started writing poems when I was in class eight and have some 500+ of them stored in decaying notebooks, in my attic. Unfortunately, back then one wrote in notebooks and didn’t digitalize. I will share them shortly. Last night, I dreamt of my XII English teacher Ms Rajalakshmi. When she was getting married, she … Read more
Four years back, I tasted my first winter here in Gurgaon. Not really my first…coz as a small kid I have stayed in Jalandhar for three years and tasted bitter winters before. But as an adult it was my first time. The difference between tasting winter as a child and as an adult is that … Read more
If you are only interested in the Gym Instructor’s job….skip this crap and scroll below Japanese believe in manufacturing goods that last for a certain period. I am told, they purposefully don’t manufacturer goods to last a lifetime. Unfortunately, the name of this philosophy currently evades me. This has made me believe that God is … Read more
You have probably doubted my honestly while reading one of the articles on Ouchmytoe.com and wondered…I have read this joke somewhere. Chances are you did read it or saw it somewhere! For I love to re-cycle. Did I tell you I am an environmentalist? So much so, I wanted to marry a lady who was … Read more
As you are probably aware, I already have a treadmill at home. We used to work out in the initial days, but now we use it to dry our clothes. If you planning to buy a treadmill, I would suggest you buy one that can hold more than four dripping-wet T-shirts…for after a few months … Read more
Sometimes kids end up cracking the biggest of jokes. In order to pacify my three and a half year old daughter who had been scolded by my wife early in the morning, I told her: “Rhea, don’t worry…sometimes your mother is too much.” Pat came her reply: “Not too much. Mother is Magar-much.” I didn’t … Read more
They say the best way to attract women is to carry a baby around, and act like a caring father. Or better still, the guy who adopted a baby because he just couldn’t bear the sight of the orphan growing up alone in this big, bad world. I did try this trick….and it did work … Read more
You know the good thing about father-in-laws? Once you are married to their daughters you don’t need to impress them. And, do you know the bad thing about wives? They understand the son-in-law vs father-in-law undercurrents, and thus force you to respect him. I am a better person early in the morning, so when I … Read more