Bush vs Musharraf

Here is a yahoo chat conversation between US President George Bush and Pakistan CEO Pervez Musharraf. These guys are generally invisible; so don`t wait for them to come online. You can send off-line messages, if you are interested.

Bush: Hey Pervez, where is Osama?
Pervez: Search me! 😛
Bush: Man, you refuse to hand him over when I need him most. This is election time, and if I can capture him now…I get to win.
Pervez: I know.
Bush: So why the hell are you still shielding him?
Pervez: Coz, we also have elections here in Pakistan, and I thought it makes sense for me to keep him safe for my use.
Bush: I can give you whatever you want. Just don`t ask me for Madhuri Dixit or Kashmir.
Pervez: One of them you already have in US, the other you have left here coz you cannot take.
Bush: Forget that. What`s your price?
Pervez: My country and I are not for sale.
Bush: I will stop supplies of arms and ammunition.
Pervez: We have the erstwhile Soviet-bloc countries. 😛
Bush: Hmm…I will stop supplying the nuclear know-how.
Pervez: We have China. 😛
Bush: No World Bank loans for you.
Pervez: Heard an Indian bank called Global Trust Bank, gives loans to Tom, Dick & Harry. I am after all, Pervez. 😛
Bush: Hmmm.. looks like I am losing out.
Pervez: Yeah looks, like.
Bush: What if I give you Manmohan singh dead or alive?
Pervez: Half of him is his turban. I am not interested. 😛
Bush: Sometimes, I wonder if I am the most powerful man on Earth.
Pervez: Yeah, me too.

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.

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