George Bush has retained the White House.
Shucks, I had gotten bored of the Bush jokes on the net and was expecting Kerry to win, so that we would have a fresh set of laughing matter. Looks like I have to contend with Bush jokes for another four years.
Don`t know why US has re-elected Bush. I mean, there is no Iraqi civilian left to be killed. If you thought people in India did not pick up their phones when it rang, you should check out Iraq. There is nobody to pick up ringing phones. Ever since US Prez Bush started taking the call, everybody else in Iraq has stopped.
According to reports, Osama Bin Laden released Kerry`s daughter from captivity this morning. It is being assumed that Osama kidnapped Vanessa Kerry. In case, Kerry had won, Osama would have used her to negotiate the withdrawal of US troops from Iraq. A few critics of John Kerry believe Vanessa and Osama could be hanging out together.
When last heard, the World famous terrorist was planning to kidnap Bush`s daughter Jenna W. Bush. Determined fella, this Osama guy.
Hope you guys like political posts like this. Or was I beating around the Bush?