A fat chance

Rekha & Rajan at the Restaurant

Why are married women fatter than the unmarried ones? Answer: That’s because when the single women come home they see what is in the fridge and go to bed. But when married women come home, they see what is in bed and go to the fridge. * * * * * I completely agree. Married … Read more

Walking the distance

Rajan playing snooker with a friend

In the last couple of days I have realized that Ouchmytoe readers (and that means YOU!) only like funny articles. I also have a feeling you prefer articles targeting Rekha more than anything else. So, here is a promise – will try and include Rekha in each post of mine for the next one week. … Read more

Birth pangs

I was born by Caesarian. You can`t usually tell, but whenever I go out of the house, I take the window. – Steven Martin Today, I was telling my Reporting Manager (I use the word because it sounds less sinister than ‘boss`) that I wanted to have a baby. I mean not deliver…but be the … Read more