Conversation: Osama vs Batman

Riddler and the Joker are now pass̩ Рsuperhero Batman now has a new enemy. In his latest comic which has already hit the stands he takes on the World`s most dreaded terrorist РOsama bin Laden. Al Qaeda attacks Batman`s Gotham city, which is then rescued by the caped crusader. Here is a conversation Batman and Osama had in the Batmobile, after the latter was arrested.

Osama: Why did you have to arrest me?

Batman: If I didn`t, Superman would have and I didn`t want DC Comics to make all the money.

Osama: So it is all about money.

Batman: Of course yes. Why do you ask?

Osama: I am surprised. I never killed for money.

Batman: I am not surprised. Different people have different passion.

Osama: What do you mean?

Batman: Take George Bush for example. Why do you think he has blood on his hands?

Osama: Why?

Batman: No wonder you got arrested. It is for ‘oil` you dumbo.

Osama: What will he do with all the oil?

Batman: Like Gotham city, everything in America also runs on oil and Bush just wants to make sure that his country has enough till they can tap Nuclear energy.

Osama: Why doesn`t he just buy all the oil? America is rich…aren`t they?

Batman: That`s what you think. On Valentine`s day this year, America`s total debt was $ 8,209,586,113,365.

Osama: You must be kidding.

Batman: I am not. In the jail, once you get Internet facility, try out this website:

Osama: Will do. Are you telling me that Bush`s America is actually an imperialist country?

Batman: You could be right.

Osama: I am confused. If all you have said is true…why have I been arrested? Isn`t Bush a bigger terrorist than I am?

Batman: Can`t comment. My Batmoile is bugged and my phone is being tapped. Bush`s orders you see.

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

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