Riddler and the Joker are now passÃ© – superhero Batman now has a new enemy. In his latest comic which has already hit the stands he takes on the World`s most dreaded terrorist – Osama bin Laden. Al Qaeda attacks Batman`s Gotham city, which is then rescued by the caped crusader. Here is a conversation Batman and Osama had in the Batmobile, after the latter was arrested.
Osama: Why did you have to arrest me?
Batman: If I didn`t, Superman would have and I didn`t want DC Comics to make all the money.
Osama: So it is all about money.
Batman: Of course yes. Why do you ask?
Osama: I am surprised. I never killed for money.
Batman: I am not surprised. Different people have different passion.
Osama: What do you mean?
Batman: Take George Bush for example. Why do you think he has blood on his hands?
Batman: No wonder you got arrested. It is for ‘oil` you dumbo.
Osama: What will he do with all the oil?
Batman: Like Gotham city, everything in America also runs on oil and Bush just wants to make sure that his country has enough till they can tap Nuclear energy.
Osama: Why doesn`t he just buy all the oil? America is rich…aren`t they?
Batman: That`s what you think. On Valentine`s day this year, America`s total debt was $ 8,209,586,113,365.
Osama: You must be kidding.
Batman: I am not. In the jail, once you get Internet facility, try out this website: http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov
Osama: Will do. Are you telling me that Bush`s America is actually an imperialist country?
Batman: You could be right.
Osama: I am confused. If all you have said is true…why have I been arrested? Isn`t Bush a bigger terrorist than I am?
Batman: Can`t comment. My Batmoile is bugged and my phone is being tapped. Bush`s orders you see.