Funny one-liners

(I promise these are not mine)

What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.

What’s gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.

Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils.

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

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