(I promise these are not mine)
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
What’s gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal
What bird can lift the most?
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils.