(I promise these are not mine)
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What’s gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils.