My failed attempt to spice up the series

Tomorrow at 11 a.m. or so, I will be working on the 3rd part of the ‘When I was the villain’ series. Here is your chance to make the ‘story ending’ difficult for me – leave a word or phrase I should include in the third part of the series. Would be great if one reader leaves only one word/phrase.

I will try and include a many words and phrases as possible…and ensure they don’t read like force fits. By suggesting words/phrases, you will be contributing to the story’s end. After all, I can’t use the word ‘funeral’ without killing one of the characters!

Warning: Words like B*&^%%$, F&^&%$#$, I*&^$#, D$#@&, O&^%$% and Q@#%&*&^% can’t be left in the comment box.


I did try using the words suggested…but it was pathetic to read. In order to maintain the Ouchmytoe tradition, I had to let down the readers and write the final part of the series without using any of the words. Please note that if some of the words/phrases have made it to the article…it is purely unintentional.

Going by the words suggested…I sure under-estimated the intelligence of the Ouchmytoe readership. A stupid writer doesn’t always get a stupid audience.

PS: Will try and come up with separate article using the words suggested.

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

17 replies on “My failed attempt to spice up the series”

Ok, you ask for difficulty. I’ll give you difficulty. My challenge is that you should try to stay away from the following words.

I, He, She, Jammy, Rahul and Priya. And also the name Rekha, for we know that you resort to this option in any case. 🙂

Are you game Mr. Jamster?

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