I am 4,69,094,588th richest in the World

I have always known richness as a relative term. And have always thought that I hailed from a family which – was, is and always will be – as rich as the coffee they serve at Foodcourt (an eating joint in my office building). Guess, that explains my eagerness in finding out where I stand in the big bad world.
Knowing fully well that I will never make it to the radar of the Forbes editors, I embarked on a journey of my own. The journey that would end tonight…at the doorsteps of a website.

I’m the 4,69,094,588 richest person on earth!

Discover how rich you are!>>

Funny, I felt happy after trying out the website’s Find Out How Rich Are You calculator. Man…did not know I was this heart-less. Neither did I know the World was this poor!
With the pittance that I get at my company, I have managed to be beat 5,952,025,529 people from all over the World, in the income stakes. To be precice I figure in the top 0.799% richest people in the world. Phew, I thought I was poor!

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.

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