Some of my favourite quotes on the institution called Marriage

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
— Albert Einstein

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
— Woody Allen

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
— Steve Martin

The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”
— Anonymous

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.
— Cher

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
— Erma Bombeck

When we got married I told my wife “If you leave me, I’m going with you. And she never did.
— James Fineous McBride

It’s been so long since I made love,
I can’t even remember who gets tied up.
— Joan Rivers

All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
— Shelley Winters

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

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