Ten sentences you will never hear your wife say

“Would you want to make love today?”

“I fixed the DVD player for you.”

“Can you tune into Ten Sports, please?”

“Your mother just called.”

“I sent some money to my parents.”

“I had this boy friend once….”

“I loved the dumb bells you gifted me.”

“My girl friends find you hot.”

“I love Bipasha Basu and Mallika Sherawat.”

Ouchmytoe will leave the tenth slot open for you. Leave your tenth sentence in the comment box…

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.

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