Traveling by Kingfisher Airlines

It looks like my uncle`s tonsure in Tirupathi has borne fruits. My long pending wish of traveling by the Kingfisher Airlines has almost materialized; I am taking the 6.50 a.m. flight to Mumbai tomorrow – for the Yahoo! joining formalities.

Kingfisher airhostess with MallyaI have been looking forward to traveling in Kingfisher Airlines ever since Rekha`s colleague`s husband traveled in it. If I am right, he exaggerated his Kingfisher Airlines experience to his wife, who promptly re-phrased it for Rekha…needless to say my wife added masala and delivered I to me.

Thanks to all the build-up I now strongly believe that Kingfisher Airlines` air-hostesses hold the passengers by their arm and lead them to their seats, whisper sweet nothings into their ears so that next time also they buy travel by the same airlines, wear bikinis, and sing and dance for the passengers.

I doubt if I will be disappointed. I am back from Mumbai on Friday evening…expect a review of the Kingfisher Airlines – with a lot of masala.

If you are Vijay Mallya we ask for your forgiveness…we didn`t know you read How could we ever make fun of the guy who gave the whole of India its best beer – Kingfisher!

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15 replies on “Traveling by Kingfisher Airlines”

Well,I got ur URL frm flashgordan’s site… It is simply fantastic man….U have such a gr8 blog…And It is nice 2 c tht U r maintaining it despite ur busy schedule… U have a gr8 sense of humour man…. Say my Hi 2 Rekha….

p.s R u a malayalee??? Simply asked,thts all…

Bobby: Believe me Bobby…it is worth imagining and then be disappointed…than not imagining at all.

Nina: Oh it was lovely. The best part of Yahoo office in Mumbai was the colors…the office was really colorful…the second best thing – enthusiastic young people with high energy levels.

Naveen: Finally you have landed…My sincere thanks to Flash Gordon.
And thanks for your good words (if u are not Naveen and you are reading this, you might want to go up and see what he has to say about me ;-).

No, I am not a Malayalee…I am a Tamil guy. But my Malayalee wife is slowly turning me into a Malayalee…I am already love puttu and kadala in the mornings and kappa and meen thala curry for afternoon. In the evenings, I go after Old Monk the same way every Malayalee does. 🙂

Hehe…Well,as the old saying goes..”Better late 2 b a malayalee than never!!” . Now I am staying in Mysore,and is missing kerala… I am working in Infy…

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