Who cares, anyways

Here are a few interesting answers given by students, during exams. I came across these while preparing for my exam – the Humour Orientation Test Designed for Useless and Deliquescent Entities. Interestingly the abbreviated form for this exam`s name is ‘Hot Dude`.

The temptation to pretend that I imagined and came up with these funny lines was quite high …but then realized I would lose my ugly face among the Blogger community if I was caught with my pants down.

Here goes the truth –

Name the four seasons.
Answer: Salt, Pepper, Mustard, vinegar

Use the word ‘information` in a sentence.
Answer: Geese sometimes fly information.

What is a seizure?
Answer: He was a Roman emperor.

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
Answer: At the bottom

Who invented fractions?
Answer: Henry 1/8th

Who succeeded the first President of USA?
Answer: The second one

Who invented King Arthur`s Round Table?
Answer: Sir Circumference

What is terminal illness?
Answer: When you are sick at the airport.

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at jv.rajan@gmail.com or message him at +919650080255.

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