Why say “funny jokes”? Aren’t they supposed to be funny?

Yesterday, I got a message from Rakesh Bhandari, a regular Ouchmytoe reader. Ouchmytoe now share it with the junta to generate more smiles per joke.

The Funny Joke

Man: If I want to have a really long life, what do I do?
Doc: Get married.
Man: But how will that help?
Doc: The thought of long life will never come to your mind.

If you have anything funny you want to share, please message me at 0988391221 or mail me at jammy [@] ouchmytoe [dot] com. If you want me to attempt a funny article on any particular topic, leave the topic in the comments. And no…my comments box is not a dust bin!

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

3 replies on “Why say “funny jokes”? Aren’t they supposed to be funny?”

Hi all, My sincere aplogies…I just realized that my comments funtion wasn’t working. Thanks for pointing it out Sunny.

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Marriage is sweet or hot is question to me since I haven’t signed the agreement yet.I was the happiest man when my only lady-love told me marriage was not a challenge to her and willing to marry a dark animal(me). Now, long after her marriage, I intercepted a sms between her and her man-looking thing:

Man : My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life…
Si….: When you die, I’ll bury you face down, so that you can see where you are going.

Seeing an opportunity for me, I started packing off to Patna. But due to election & flood I had to wait one week. In the meantime while on internet I attained Moksha, and realised it is better to be better-off than running for better-half.

Oh ! Sorry, you have written it is not a dust bin.

PS: I have sent many mails to jv [dot] rajan [@] gmail [dot] com, but one postman mails me back saying unauthorised user or your box is full. Is it about you and your house or what?


jammy, recently got to know bout ur blog…. enjoyed reading the archives a lot.. rotfl reading most of the write ups..
hey jamz i misss funny courts incidents in ur blog.. a friends friend of mine writes on courts, but he doesn’t write funny… i request u to write something funny on the court scenes.. and read my friends friends blog if u havent been to courts yet

vk murthy

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