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Rekha is no longer my better half!
Better half or bitter half?
I hate to tell you but Rekha stops being my better half from today. Yes, I am serious. Ouchmytoe will continue to write about her and give you the latest stories from her life…but she will no longer be Jammy`s better half.
What about Rhea? Well, more on that later. But the thing I am sure about is that…Rekha, the lady you all seemed to love more than I did, is no longer my better half.
I am mighty upset at this…but there is very little I can do. Rekha is a strong woman and if she decided on something, it is difficult to budge her.
From now onwards, Rekha will be my better three-quarters. Yes, she has put on a lot of weight after the delivery!
Posted by Jammy
on May 22, 2007. Filed under On my Wife,Pregnancy Diary.
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bharadwaj
May 22, 2007 at 9:13 pm
@ jammy,
was a little harsh.
though you were kidding, it tends a woman to think otherwise..
“why did u have to even lie?? hmmma hmmma hmmma”
all the best jammy!!
kavi
May 22, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Three Quarters !! LOL ! LOL !
krishnan
May 22, 2007 at 10:31 pm
You have been rekha’s better three quarters for quite some time now I guess? (You put on 17 kilos during her pregnancy, and I hope you have not shed those extra kilos yet)
Anyways, it was a nice way to put it. Keep up the good work.
The Abru
May 22, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Ha ha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hah ha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hahha hah hah hah ha ha hah hah hah
I liked this one….
Simple but really funny…
Robin
May 22, 2007 at 11:06 pm
Following your blog for some time… That is really a good joke[after a very very long time].. Keep it up..
nAL
May 23, 2007 at 9:45 am
So now, you are both 1 and 1/2?
And Rhea is another half, so in total there are 2 of you in your household.
I wish I could see the population census guys face when you tell him this.
chandni
May 23, 2007 at 10:18 am
Hi Jammy,
Been reading u religiously but never commented out of sheer laziness….
Just wanted to share, that if the weight gain is substantial, after the delivery…do get her thyroid checked…
My sister also had a baby last year and bloated up like anything…apparently thyroid has become very common in mothers…more like a side effect of pregnancy these days!
Good luck!
Santosh
May 23, 2007 at 10:20 am
she is your better three-quarter than you would be her worst four-fifths (remember you gained 17kg during the same period)
Hari
May 23, 2007 at 10:28 am
Hey !! You have a knack of sensationalizing things !!
… Nice title !! 
I was really thinking she would have done that !!
… considering all that you write about her !! 
Good one !! but i agree with what Santosh has written !!
Soo
May 23, 2007 at 10:38 am
…and what does Rekha say about it?
uma
May 23, 2007 at 11:21 am
I guessed that man… I heard that after reading this Post Rekha let out a sigh of Relief! Is that true?
vikaskalra
May 23, 2007 at 12:56 pm
look who’s talking about putting on weight. jammy dear, there is an old jungle saying -”people who swing from trees should not put on weight”. there are no glass houses in the jungle, hence the modification.
and its final. she is the ‘better’ half 3/4, 1/2, 2/5, 8/9 or whatever else.
WrongOne
May 23, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Beleive it or not. I had guessed the last sentence at the time of reading the title.
chriz
May 23, 2007 at 3:11 pm
do they put on wieght after the delivery too? or is rhea expecting a sibling soo soon…
that was tooo quick jammy!
lemme be the first to congartulate…
and can u plz post the 1/4th jammy picture
Vignesh
May 23, 2007 at 5:24 pm
That was a good one. Really enjoyed reading…
nk
May 23, 2007 at 5:27 pm
have you not heard the slogan raj – healthy mother , healthy child …
Soum
May 24, 2007 at 9:55 am
Jammy..
The header was a bit scary!
Somehow, I guessed something like the end line was following, because the post is from nobody else, but you!
Well, well… why don’t you post a pic of the family? (I mean the 1 1/2- you, the 1/2- Rhea, and 3/4- Rekha). Hope to see it sooooooooooooooon!
Anon
May 24, 2007 at 9:56 am
Im sure Rekha would prefer to conviniently believe she read only the first line….jus like “judge the book by its cover”
….whew! she mustve been happy for a second 
Lakshmi
May 24, 2007 at 11:24 am
he he heeeeeeeeeeee ! Thats was funny indeed !
Kits
May 24, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Too much eet was!
uma
May 24, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Jammy is in deep silence after hearing all this from us…Have we let you down Raj? Well, poor guy lets not talk about the Exxtraaaa 17 kgs he gained
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G.K
May 25, 2007 at 3:28 pm
LOL… Good one
Himani
May 27, 2007 at 10:30 pm
I could not help lauging….Gud one Jammy
sameera
June 4, 2007 at 4:28 pm
ok so u didnt really invite me in here but looks like all ur so called humor comes from making fun of rekha!
boring really
anuradha
July 8, 2007 at 7:48 pm
When i started reading this, i thought of directly going to the last sentence….i knew some surprising twist was awaiting….:-)
anyways what was rekha’s response?
vivek
July 14, 2007 at 3:24 pm
simply marvelous., and its good that rekha is now added weight. 4 quarter is equal to a full so one ask her to add one more quarter.
sindhu
December 4, 2007 at 2:17 pm
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