Rekha is no longer my better half!

Half Glass Full
Better half or bitter half?

I hate to tell you but Rekha stops being my better half from today. Yes, I am serious. Ouchmytoe will continue to write about her and give you the latest stories from her life…but she will no longer be Jammy`s better half.

What about Rhea? Well, more on that later. But the thing I am sure about is that…Rekha, the lady you all seemed to love more than I did, is no longer my better half.

I am mighty upset at this…but there is very little I can do. Rekha is a strong woman and if she decided on something, it is difficult to budge her.

From now onwards, Rekha will be my better three-quarters. Yes, she has put on a lot of weight after the delivery!

By Jamshed V Rajan

Jammy, as Jamshed V Rajan is affectionately called, is a wannabe stand up comedian. He has a funny take on most things but documents only some of them. If you are interested in chatting up with him, do drop him an email at or message him at +919650080255.

29 replies on “Rekha is no longer my better half!”

@ jammy,

was a little harsh.
though you were kidding, it tends a woman to think otherwise..
“why did u have to even lie?? hmmma hmmma hmmma”

all the best jammy!!

You have been rekha’s better three quarters for quite some time now I guess? (You put on 17 kilos during her pregnancy, and I hope you have not shed those extra kilos yet) 🙂 Anyways, it was a nice way to put it. Keep up the good work.

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I liked this one….

Simple but really funny…

So now, you are both 1 and 1/2?

And Rhea is another half, so in total there are 2 of you in your household.

I wish I could see the population census guys face when you tell him this.

Hi Jammy,

Been reading u religiously but never commented out of sheer laziness….

Just wanted to share, that if the weight gain is substantial, after the delivery…do get her thyroid checked…

My sister also had a baby last year and bloated up like anything…apparently thyroid has become very common in mothers…more like a side effect of pregnancy these days!

Good luck!

Hey !! You have a knack of sensationalizing things !! 🙂 … Nice title !! 🙂

I was really thinking she would have done that !! 🙂 … considering all that you write about her !! 🙂

Good one !! but i agree with what Santosh has written !! 🙂

look who’s talking about putting on weight. jammy dear, there is an old jungle saying -“people who swing from trees should not put on weight”. there are no glass houses in the jungle, hence the modification.

and its final. she is the ‘better’ half 3/4, 1/2, 2/5, 8/9 or whatever else.

do they put on wieght after the delivery too? or is rhea expecting a sibling soo soon…
that was tooo quick jammy!
lemme be the first to congartulate…

and can u plz post the 1/4th jammy picture

The header was a bit scary!
Somehow, I guessed something like the end line was following, because the post is from nobody else, but you!
Well, well… why don’t you post a pic of the family? (I mean the 1 1/2- you, the 1/2- Rhea, and 3/4- Rekha). Hope to see it sooooooooooooooon!

Im sure Rekha would prefer to conviniently believe she read only the first line….jus like “judge the book by its cover” 🙂 ….whew! she mustve been happy for a second 😉

Jammy is in deep silence after hearing all this from us…Have we let you down Raj? Well, poor guy lets not talk about the Exxtraaaa 17 kgs he gained :).

When i started reading this, i thought of directly going to the last sentence….i knew some surprising twist was awaiting….:-)

anyways what was rekha’s response?

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