Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. Benjamin Franklin (1706 – 1790) How right Benjamin Franklin was – and why not? After all, he was an intelligent man. Ask a woman and she would say ‘intelligent man` is an oxymoron. For those of you who don`t know Benjamin Franklin…he was the […]
– I like you in those tight-fitting jeans. – Looks like you didn`t wax your hands. – I just called up your father. – May I do the dishes? – Why don`t you call me at work? – Everybody liked the lunch I carried with me today. – My mother wasn`t as good a cook […]
Jammy, the Superman is meeting up with Lady in the Water and in her hands will be nothing but a Little Man. As soon as he handles The Devil who Wears the Prada, he will be back in the Monster House to write a blog post. What is unique about these sentences?
This is part of my series where I look at an image and come up with a story. Here are my two earlier, similar attempts – On why I hate chicken and Fallen Angels You probably don`t know but I was once a very famous jockey. Serious. OK fine…if you don`t believe me…I have proof…I […]
Last Saturday Rekha and I went to drop off my mother and younger sister at the railway station. They were catching the 9 p.m. Nellai Express to reach Madurai on Sunday morning. We got into the car – I in my favorite driver`s seat – took the right turn to reach the apartment`s exit gate…and […]
I didn`t realize but I have been quoted in this news item on Blog Bans, without my knowledge. One of the many prizes that I have to recieve for being a celebrity blogger 😉 Rekha and I are turning out to be a flashy couple, what with appearing in the newspapers at regular intervals. Who […]
I remember going places before marriage. Not that I am not going places after marriage – I mean, I bought an iron box, a three-legged stool, a Motorola Razr V3i, a Suzuki Swift and a single bed for myself only after marriage. When I say I am not going places after marriage, I meant literally. […]
If a wife puts poison in her husband’s pea soup, how will the husband die? Update: The husband dies peas-fully!