If Khivraj Motors the Maruti Car Agency I am interacting with is true to its word by today evening I will be the proud owner of a silver-colored Suzuki Swift. Don`t ask Rekha, for she would say she will be the owner. From a rag-tag Yamaha to a four-wheeler has been quite a bumpy ride. … Read more
As usual, by afternoon I had to apologize and patch up. If you are married, you probably empathize with me. But if you aren`t you probably think I am a hen-pecked husband. Before I even start proving that I am not hen-pecked, let me tell you that being hen-pecked is not an easy task. Ask … Read more
Came across this interesting link and thought I might as well share it with you. http://uncyclopedia.org – A satire site, which is patterned on the lines of Wikipedia.com. Especially liked their piece on Captain Obvious. And here is something I came across in the Indian Association for the Study of Population`s website (just kidding). It … Read more
What is life made up of? Simple: Take a lie, add the F-word and you get L.I.F.E. Cool isn`t it? Anyway, I have arrived in life. Last evening I bought L`Oreal`s Out Of Bed Long Lasting Messed Up Effect hair gel! There did seem to be a conspiracy by the sales girl manning the Health … Read more
Ok, that was a very desperate attempt at fooling everybody. When I came up with the post on how the newspapers planted April Fools Day stories, I had no intention of coming up with my own April fools Day prank. But then, somebody left a comment saying “I guess, we can expect a prank or … Read more
We are only one day away from becoming fools. Yes, yours sincerely is referring to the All Fools Day. Being the sober Blog that it is, Ouchmytoe has lined up a list of popular pranks mainstream media has played on its readers since time immemorial. The intension of this write-up is only to alert you. … Read more
This is old but worthwhile. In 2002, a British University decided to find the World’s funniest joke. Laugh Lab set up the rules of the scientific experiment to find out the world’s funniest joke. After a while, the results of the study were published in The New Scientist. As a bonus, Laugh Lab was able … Read more
Some children are not as lucky as I have been. You could blame it on their parents. While my father and mother taught me some damn nice things, I think there are various kinds of parents out there who would teach any darn thing to their kids. Take Girisen for example – a very good … Read more