[This scene is enacted in Dublin, an up-market pub in Chennai where I have never set my foot] Optimist: I would say the glass is half full. Pessimist: If you ask me, it is half empty. But who is going to pay for it? Optimist: We could go Dutch…you pay for the half full part, […]
[This post is stupid. Proceed at the cost of being laughed at] Wonder if the ‘con` in both the words – Con & Constable – is intentional. Perhaps…William Shakespeare (I say this because the British introduced Constabulary) or whoever coined the word ‘Constable` wanted to pass on a message to us. Something like the Da […]
Haven’t seen anything as creative in a while. Makes immense logic… Just because Chennai didn’t get its dose of cricket today…all are behaving odd. Even I have decided to make some sense. OK…before I start making sense…let me make some non-sense…. Question: What would a weatherman sitting in Chepauk give his grandson who just walked […]
I wonder what happens when paranoia sets in. Now, don`t you stare at me…I am not that paranoid yet. But think of all those policemen who guard the streets of Delhi. I bet they are scared. OK…this article is a little late to be directed at the Delhi blasts …but better late than never. Remember…a […]
You don`t marry a girl. You marry her relatives. While some agree that that marriage is the fastest way of transferring funds or bringing in a change of management, I believe that it is the quickest way to insanity. I recently visited Bangalore for I was invited to a marriage in Rekha`s family. Being a […]
I once attended a marriage in Rekha`s family. Today morning I was thinking about it…and wondered if you would be interested in knowing what some popular men/women have said about ‘madness and therapy`. What I say of ‘madness and therapy,` ie, how the marriage went …will be the next post. We are all born mad. […]
What crosses your mind the moment you see a picture? Whatever it is, it portrays your personality. Here is a collection of nine images….with what occured to me the moment I saw them. Try your luck…and see if you can come up with interesting lines!
[Warning: This is a long and boring article and requires holding of your nose at times.] I know this is a touchy subject and we find it obnoxious to talk of our toilet habits. But let us do it today! Indians have always mingled with nature to answer nature`s call. It seems Sher Shah Suri […]