Marriage & Rekha
This week’s featured nonsense
Men who can talk and move their ‘life goals’ make the best husbands
August 11, 2026
If you have read me enough, you will know that before meeting me, Rekha’s dream was to marry a tall Malayali man with a thick moustache and a Royal Enfield. Basically, she wanted a man who could ride through the Western Ghats, stop near a tea shop in Wayanad, remove his helmet in slow motion,
Read the storyA real life conversation
Unmarried friend: You picking up your wife on your way? Married friend: Yeah… Unmarried friend: Why you so upset? Married friend: This is no longer exciting…it used to be great … Read more
Rekha and I differ in our opinion
Rekha and I have started differing in our opinion. Not that we did not differ earlier. Now we differ more often. Our first difference of opinion was when we ended … Read more
Traffic update from my wife
Wonder if there were traffic policewomen 40 years back. Coz, if they were …I can be sure that in her previous birth Rekha was a traffic policewoman. From the moment … Read more
Some thought-provoking quotes
On Divorce Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. – Robin Williams For a while we pondered whether to take … Read more
A married man’s guide to safe and sound staring
Men have this incurable habit of staring at girls. It is an inborn talent and is hard to leave behind once you get committed. This guide is aimed at helping … Read more
Ice-creams
Today, Ice creams are not a rare commodity….thus turning the life of husbands (and in some cases boy friends) a torture. Not so long back, they were a rare commodity. … Read more
Why did Rekha gift me a beer mug?
Great work ‘A.` You guessed it right…Rekha gifted me a beer mug for my birthday. I wonder why she did it. As soon as I opened the gift I shouted … Read more
At the top of the summit…now…brace up for the slide
Birthday was good. Have bought a DVD player but am struggling to connect it to my TV. Spent close to two hours with the manual and am yet to figure … Read more
Computers can be quite an addiction
And I am sure. Who said cocaine was addictive? And who said smokers find it difficult to quit? Given a choice between Rekha and my computer, I think would choose … Read more
Selecting a gift for marriage
This is perhaps the most boring errand that I have had to run for my wife. It even beats making tea at 6.30 a.m. when the time is just right … Read more
Vishu Visit: The pre-interval story
Warning: This movie is like LOC (remember the four hour movie?) and only the characters would be introduced in the pre-interval session. Rekha and Rajan love each other very much. … Read more
Vishu Visit
Rekha and I are back from Vishu. It was amazing fun (Rekha is standing next to me even as I type this). Very shortly, we will be releasing a movie … Read more
Never be selfish, go and meet your in-laws
Ever tried putting ‘i` into the team? I would not recommend. Why don`t you try for yourself and see? Tieam. Doesn`t sound good…does it? Similarly….when Rekha said…we have to go … Read more
A Gentleman’s guide to your wife’s sari
OK, I accept I iron her clothes. Who doesn`t? Just because I don`t have the courage to take her head-on and fight for my rights, you can`t call me a … Read more
The letter my wife wrote
Here is a letter Rekha wrote to me on the first anniversary of us deciding to marry (and speak to our parents). The letter is produced as it was handed … Read more
I like Pigs…and they are like me…
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965) * * * * * … Read more
On why I hate chicken
I am a vegetarian. Don`t ask me why. I don`t want to go through the turmoil all over again. On second thoughts, I might as well tell you. At least…you … Read more
Fallen Angels
This is a true story, but the names and places have been changed to ensure their privacy. Not so long back, in a village there used to live a young … Read more
To all the women in the World
Listed here are 99 most desirable women in the World. This is a list prepared by AskMen.com. If you haven`t been to the site before…please do. It is an awesome … Read more
My small family and the Oscars
If I were an actor, I would have won an Oscar by now. I mean, I am all of 24-years old…but I am sure, I would have won it. Damn … Read more