This Week’s Featured Nonsense
Online Chat Was Supposed
to Connect Us. It Did Not.
“Nobody online is who they say they are. The 25-year-old swimsuit model is a 54-year-old man in Kanpur. And somehow, I’m the one who ended up confused.” A survivor’s guide to the glorious mess of online chat.
Adults Only
Origin of those funny messages behind Indian trucks
There has always been a huge communication problem between men and women in India. This is not new. This has existed from the time the first man came home late … Read more
Getting better at sex takes patience and practice
Sex between a man and woman could be great – provided you get between the right man and woman. – Woody Allen They say that getting better at sex takes … Read more
How sex between husband and wife gets affected because of kids
Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Peter Russell – what’s common among them all? For the not-so-trained-an-eye, it would seem as if the common thing between them is the lack … Read more
Why I thought Clitoris was Greek God and Dick was Duck’s brother
Sex in India is different from the rest of the World. While we invent/discover/write kamasutras….we hide Debonairs and Playboys under our beds, yet to the world we are like: “Sex? … Read more
Making Love vs Having Sex
I remember one of the fairer sexes recently commenting on this blog, that blog posts on ‘sex` are increasing with my age. Let me point her to a category called … Read more
Male sex organs (U Certificate)
Male sexual organs. Yes, that`s what this post is about. You are probably thinking why you should be reading this…well here are my reasons. You are probably a male but … Read more
Pre-marital sex and the benefits
Suggestion: Nag wanted me to write something on pre-marital sex. This is what he said: How abt writing something abt pre-marital sex? Here we go… In this age of hidden … Read more
I also think Google will take over the World
[This serious article is an attempt by your favorite satirist to turn into a Technological Evangelist. If you hate serious gyan, I would suggest you come back on Monday to … Read more
On why I hate Nursery Rhymes
I have nothing against Nursery Rhymes. Yet, when I was a kid I always thought they were a big fat lie. Perhaps, I matured too early or perhaps I was … Read more
The Sex(y) mafia
(You have probably read this…but since I will be busy the whole of Monday, here is something from the OuchMyToe Archives.) I know this girl And I think she is … Read more
Kissing – how it all began
Kissing is fine if it is within the five walls of the house. Yes, ours is a unique house. Once, outside…it is a big mess. Unless of course, you live … Read more
Viagra to be available free of cost
Viagra manufacturer Pfizer is considering distributing the sexual-energizer free of cost through the length and breath of India. The idea that started out as a dining- table talk has also … Read more
When I got online….
I was introduced to the internet five years back. I started out with e-mails and slowly graduated to yahoo chat. The net was just right for me. I could lie. … Read more
Am I a lesbian?
Yesterday I read review of the Hindi movie Girlfriend. It is about two girls, who like each other and eventually develop sexual attraction towards each other. A prominent word used … Read more
Virgin Speak
I was new, and was just getting used to the school. Before enrolling me, my father had extolled the merits of the school. Not great in studies he wanted me … Read more
Getting to know sex
No it will not deny it. I am a sex maniac. Infact, when I was seven years old, I fantasised relationships with Gitanjali Iyer, Rini Khanna and Usha Alberquqe – … Read more
Television & SEX are related
I am enlightened. For now, I know why my parents had only three kids. The last of their child is my younger sister born in 1979. Just came to know, … Read more