This Week’s Featured Nonsense
Never Travel With
Your Office Friends.
“They seem perfectly normal at their desks. Put them on a beach in Mahabalipuram and suddenly everyone has opinions about sunscreen, seating, and who ate whose chips.” A cautionary tale from the shores of bad decisions.
Travel
Reluctant husband goes on a picnic with wife’s friends
Four nights back my wife turned towards me in bed and stared at me. Having been married to her for the last six years I knew this was a dangerous … Read more
Flirting with an air hostess with a baby in hand
[mnky_ads id=”5202″] This is the story of me flirting with an air hostess with a baby in hand and my wife in tow. Here is how it happened – My … Read more
How Dawood Ibrahim almost got arrested from his hide out in Madurai
An air hostess who was willing to give me poison to test my love for her, a 90-year-old lady traveling in an airplane for the first time and a once in a lifetime opportunity – where I could have arrested the notorious Don Dawood Ibrahim single-handedly ….excited things happened when I traveled to Madurai recently
My mother boards an airplane for the first time in her life
I have realized that I am not the only threat my family can offer to pretty air hostesses. My mother is far better at grounding the careers of air hostesses. … Read more
The six stages of an amazing Indian Railways train journey
[mnky_ads id=”5202″] It isn`t without reason that Railways has a separate budget. No, it isn`t because Indian Railways Ministers have always wanted to have a wallet (or a purse when … Read more
My trip to South Africa – Part 2
If you haven’t read My trip to South Africa – Part 1, I request you to read that first. This post is second in the series. – – – Part … Read more
My trip to South Africa – Part 1
As always, everything written below this line is exaggerated to make you laugh. If you aren`t able to laugh after reading this…try a smile instead. If you find smiling difficult, … Read more
Crossing one’s Tea
I don`t know what you are addicted to…but I am addicted to tea. Any kind of tea will do for me – be it Green Tea, White Tea, Black Tea, … Read more
Packing – only to unpack
Packing one`s luggage is an art. Especially since, as the old Tata Indica advertisement proclaimed, we love to carry the World with us. The Tata Indica ad is so true…when … Read more
Difference between train and aeroplane – first time flyer guide
Since fewer people than earlier are going in for plastic surgeries after defaulting on their credit card and loan payments, one can safely assume that the Indian Economy is booming. … Read more
Traveling makes one intelligent
Apparently, traveling makes one intelligent and broad-minded.
Exploiting Taj Residency, Vishakhapatnam
vishakhapatnam — Room service? Send up a larger room. – Groucho Marx (Not Karl Marx`s brother) I felt exactly like Groucho Marx.
My trip to Vishakhapatnam – Part 2
train, trip, vishakhapatnam — Warning: Please read Part 1 published yesterday before you proceed. When pretty girls are around, It is difficult to keep me down. Wow.
My trip to Vishakhapatnam – Part 1
train, travel, trip — All companies don`t take their associates to far-flung places for team building exercises. Mine did, and I used it to the maximum.
Second class
train, travel — I generally like to travel by second class. To tell you the truth we travel first class only when Rekha is with me.
Bus travel – bus ho gaya
travel — Did you know the intra-city bus service in Chennai is considered one of the best in India?
I hate you…I hate you…I hate you…
hotel, railway, train — I know it sounds like a Hindi movie actress picked up by a rouge for a rape scene. But this article is about my In-Laws Do you know why they
A Dog’s life, this
hotel — At the drop of a hat we use the phrase, “a dog`s life.” When somebody asked, “So how is it going?” I would reply, “It has been a dog`s life.
Oh No! Not Gandhi Jayanthi again
holiday — I have nothing against the Mahatma. He was a cool dude who knew what he was doing, and went about it with clinical precision. My concerns ar
Roman Holiday is an amazing movie…
holiday — Guys watch the movie if you have not. And if you have already watched it, watch it again…and this time with your girl friend beside you. G
Non-Resident Indians
flew — Who are these rich people? I do not know. What is their general profile? I am not sure. By definition an NRI could be a guy who works at a g
I am 4,69,094,588th richest in the World
journey — I have always known richness as a relative term. And have always thought that I hailed from a family which – was, is and always will be – as
Trip or tripped?
hotel, trip — If only I had held my head firm on my shoulders, I would not have been a part of this fiasco. But now, like a tree laden with mangoes during