If you drive with your wife IN your car, you have probably experienced this. If you drive with your wife ON your car, you are probably a happy man by now. God bless her. Yesterday, for the millionth time I got scolded for being a careless driver. The only thing I ever did was rip … Read more
On Friday, I reached office at 10 a.m. and left at 3 a.m. the next day. In a single day, I transitioned from a hardly working, to a hard working employee. Earlier in the day, my boss had asked me to work late and I remember putting up stiff resistance. I entered a conference room, … Read more
“My grandma`s little brownie ass,” said a friend trying to control his anger. “What?” I expressed my shock as much with the way I uttered the word, as with my contorted facial expression. My friend would later explain that in order to be regarded as a gentleman in the office he had stopped swearing. Whenever … Read more
Did you know that Ouchmytoe has gone live with a Cricket Blog? If you knew it… great, but if you didn`t know it…don`t even bother….it is just a bunch of links put together for AdSense revenue. ——X——-X—— Today, I missed the Australian innings of the India vs Australia Champions Trophy match. As usual, Rekha was … Read more
I didn`t believe when it happened in Mumbai. I didn`t believe when it happened in Gujarat. Now, that it has happened in Chennai and I have experienced it, I believe in life after rains a la life after death. The last few days have seen unprecedented rains in Chennai. Unprecedented is the wrong word but … Read more
I can now reveal the news I have been trying to hide from the World for the last three months. Perhaps, Rekha has given me the go ahead because she knows she will anyway give away the secret herself. One really can`t hide from the World that one is pregnant – the huge stomach will … Read more
Believe it or not, this is quite a ritual. It is not as easy as picking up the phone and calling them over for lunch. I wanted to call a NCC mate of mine home and this is what happened. “Rekha we need to call Derek Lesley home,” I said casually even as I changed … Read more
Like me, my father has also been a story teller. When young, he told me a story about how one day, somebody told him about a restaurant where one could just eat and get out without paying. Apparently, the restaurant owner would take down your name and address and get the bill amount from your … Read more