I think I was brainwashed by Research and Analysis Wing (RAW), coz I am not the type to volunteer for tasks requiring courage. But there I was infiltrating the porous India-Pakistan border. I think I took the route Abhishek Bachchan walked/ran in his first movie Refugee. My instructions were simple…I was to get into Pakistan … Read more
Libra (September 23 – October 23) This is the time for buying books and getting more education. Working-men will show a keen interest in current education. Especially the book titled ‘Laws of Electricity`. As for the ladies…don`t worry you will continue to show interest in another book – your honey`s cheque book. You probably wonder … Read more
This astrologer friend of mine used to write weekly horoscopes. For reasons unknown to the junta he has now stopped. Like anything else associated with me, the below given weekly predictions have no rhyme or reason. They will ‘definitely’ come true…so take it with a pinch of salt. Aries (March 21 – April 19) The … Read more
Found some interesting quotes on “Names”. Yes, names. Here they are – Mr Ball? How very singular. – Tomas Beecham Some people have difficulty deciding on the name for their new-born baby. Some have rich relatives. – Don McElroy The batsman`s Holding the bowler`s Willey. – Brian Johnson [The commentator was trying to explain that … Read more
Girls always put on weight after marriage. Men lose flab if they take lunch to office…or gain weight if they eat out during lunch breaks. The issue compounds when both the husband and wife work in IT companies where, even if one doesn`t have work one is forced to hang on till 7 p.m. and … Read more
I am writing a book. I have got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright Some of the comments left in my Blog are very flattering on the surface – they say I should get into writing. I ask them all: “Haven`t I already started? And aren`t you reading what I wrote?” Anyways….you can be … Read more
Today at office one gentleman yawned during a meeting. But he yawned with his mouth closed – a sign of good manners you would say. But is it actually good manners? I wouldn`t mind if Aishwarya Rai or Vidya Balan (of Parineeta) tried to stifle a yawn…they would look pretty doing it. But have you … Read more
Life is a bitch, and my beloved papa embraces death. But when was life fair? Had it been…wouldn`t Elvis be roaming the streets of Los Angeles and Abraham Lincoln the lanes of Manhattan? By the way, did you know that Lincoln was assassinated in a theatre called Ford when he and his wife were watching … Read more