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My favourite WhatsApp emojis and how we all use them
August 11, 2026
Every WhatsApp group has two kinds of people – those who type and those who live by the emojis. And please don’t underestimate WhatsApp emojis for they represent ‘full sentences’ typed by people who either love you, judge you, hate you, or simply don’t care about you. A few decades from now, anthropologists who study
Read the storySmoking, a virtue
Nobody has ever said good things about a smoker. Wonder why. If I exchanged places with you, I am sure you would also look up to smokers. I know it … Read more
When Drunk
Even as I write this, I am not able to find the right keys. Spelllling mishtakes may please be ignored, as I am drunkkk. My present problem with words could … Read more
Forward looking?
There are people like this. For the world they are the gift to mankind…and deep down inside …or for that matter beneath a thin layer of brasso, they are green … Read more
Narcoanalysis – spread the numbness
The Prefix Narco means: Numbness; stupor; lethargy. Examples – Narcolepsy & Narcotic drugs They say criminals have a mind of their own. Not anymore. At least, not when subjected to … Read more
Glamour, our lifeblood
News bulletins and pimples have one thing in common. We all try to avoid them! The other day, I just happened to ask one of my friend what his father … Read more
When Bush came to shove
According to reports Osama Bin Laden is in US custody. I would not believe that. Why would the US President capture Osama – his sworn enemy – and not announce … Read more
A letter to my new Computer
Dear Comp, You are somebody I have always wanted to own. From the day I saw you huddled up in the corner of an air-conditioned room, into which 30 of … Read more
My innocence, Terrorism & Osama
As if forced habit – courtesy a military captain for a father – I had got up early every day. The verbal duels at the park reserved for exercising, where … Read more
My Workplace & my cubicle
When I say I sit in my cubicle all day long, I am lying. For there are other things that I do while I am at office – for 12 … Read more
Dog’s Life
Who said it is only guys who harass the ladies? I was once sexually harassed by a lady…just that in my case I was disappointed. The lady happen to be … Read more
Gimme Red!
It was Christmas Eve, and I was looking for some wine. I needed (more than wanted) to gift a bottle of alcoholic wine to one of my friend. Of late, … Read more
Unwashed…….unabashed
Had it not been for the rain yesterday, I would have gone unwashed…unabashed. Luckily, just as I was leaving for my office, heavens opened up and gave me a shower … Read more
The day I almost murdered
Presently I am reading a book called “World most notorious murderers, despots and con-men.” Bought it from Landmark more because it fitted my wallet than my taste. Been reading it … Read more
The art of rowing
Congratulations guys! For those who do not know, the Sify rowing team has come up trumps at the recently concluded annual Corporates Rowing Championship, conducted under the aegis of Madras … Read more
Some air please
Heard of all those MIG crashes? Heres one for all those MIGs that have chose to crashland on the paddy fields, unsuspecting hutments…or for that matter into theatres.
Mainland or Mineland?
Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon was in India on a four-day visit, recently. When he left a day early, he was seen off at the airport by Minister of State … Read more
It is all about communication, dude
Movies are communications they say. But today I saw one, and the director failed to communicate anything to me. The heroine was pretty. The hero was a male version of … Read more
Why can`t I pee properly?
Man they say was never made for toilets, or is it that toilets were never made for man? Anyways, here I am not pointing a finger at all the saints … Read more
Mayire pochu
On Wednesday morning, the Tidel Park security were removing some of the crow nests built on the lamp posts right in front of the massive building. My heart went out … Read more