This Week’s Featured Nonsense
What Your Favourite Room
Says About You.
“Sherlock deduced a man’s entire life from his collar. Jammy deduced his from which room he spends the most time hiding in. The bathroom, as it turns out, reveals everything.”
Everything Else
Nehru’s two mistakes
This is a joke my father once told me. It seems Winston Churchill was visiting India and Jawahar Lal Nehru took him on an early morning walk around the Teen … Read more
You call that luck…or luck?
I was lucky enough to visit my page when the counter showed 1,11,111. Below given is a screenshot. But beware…the number 111 is supposed to be a bad omen. And … Read more
God exists
They say God is love. And I believe I am God…so where is my love? Working in Cognizant Technologies Solution, Navallur, Chennai office*? For those who think there is no … Read more
And the winner is…
Here is the winning post…re-created for your convenience! A Gentleman`s guide to your wife`s sari OK, I accept I iron her clothes. Who doesn`t? Just because I don`t have the … Read more
Paris is burning
Paris is burning. In school, they taught us Rome was burning when Nero was playing the fiddle. So, is anybody playing the fiddle in Paris? Besides the French Government …which … Read more
Shifting loyalties?
Those of you who read the earlier post on Taj Mahal being shifted to Pune are probably cursing me. Here is a blogger who has done one better. Check out … Read more
Taj Mahal – from Agra to Pune
It seems long back two jobless residents of Pune decided to bring Taj mahal to their town. Their logic was simple …push the Taj in the right direction all night … Read more
Rain in Chennai and its after effects
[This was written when the rains were lashing Chennai and my Sify broadband connection was down] It has been raining cats and dogs in Chennai. NDTV tells me that is … Read more
Just a thought
Some animals have unique features. Some don`t. A giraffe for example can clean its ears with its twenty-inch long tongue. Give that tongue to a man and he would be … Read more
Some myths exploded
Myth: B.C. means ‘Before Cable` & A.D. means ‘After Dominos pizzas` B.C. actually means ‘Before Christ` and A.D. means ‘Anno Domini`. There are a few people who think that B.C. … Read more
Two quick questions
1) If the CEO of Google comes to know that one of his employee has come up with an invention which will make him the richest man in the World….what … Read more
Exaggeration
I am no exaggerator…but last night while having dinner I got a call from the Indian President Dr Abdul Kalam. He said I was being awarded the ‘Exaggerator of the … Read more
When I was in a Pakistani prison
I think I was brainwashed by Research and Analysis Wing (RAW), coz I am not the type to volunteer for tasks requiring courage. But there I was infiltrating the porous … Read more
Everybody vs IIPM
This is the latest update from the Blog World. And it is big. Phase 1 Editor of the JAM magazine for youth Rashmi Bhansal writes an article on IIPM`s tall … Read more
Jammy’s weakly predictions – Part 1
This astrologer friend of mine used to write weekly horoscopes. For reasons unknown to the junta he has now stopped. Like anything else associated with me, the below given weekly … Read more
Name calling
Found some interesting quotes on “Names”. Yes, names. Here they are – Mr Ball? How very singular. – Tomas Beecham Some people have difficulty deciding on the name for their … Read more
A con-call
Have you ever had a boss who works out of another city? Or have you interacted with a client living across seven seas? If yes, chances are you have attended … Read more
Why should you marry the girl you love?
I know most men have faced this dilemma. Should we marrying the girl we love or should we move on to greener pastures? If you ask me, I would say…don`t … Read more
Being a writer is tough
I am writing a book. I have got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright Some of the comments left in my Blog are very flattering on the surface – … Read more
Ouchmytoe nominated at the Annual Blogging Awards
Nominations for the first Annual Blogging Awards are out. And yours sincerely has been nominated in a 100 categories….no actually only four categories. I am excited. Afterall, even a comedian … Read more
The night-watchman
Here is a conversation I had with our night watchman. It was 11 p.m. and I was yearning for a smoke. After putting Rekha to sleep (which is very easy), … Read more