This Week’s Featured Nonsense
What Your Favourite Room
Says About You.
“Sherlock deduced a man’s entire life from his collar. Jammy deduced his from which room he spends the most time hiding in. The bathroom, as it turns out, reveals everything.”
Everything Else
Mind your manners
Today at office one gentleman yawned during a meeting. But he yawned with his mouth closed – a sign of good manners you would say. But is it actually good … Read more
World’s 2nd best dad embraces death
My father embraced death on Wednesday morning 4.30 a.m.. His death has brought out stories of his magnanimity….stories which I would be proud to be associated with. Pity, when we … Read more
Where the hell is computerization?
They say today`s life is computerized. Everything has been influenced by computers. I say “definitely no!” For example, today morning I could not find my new pair of socks. If … Read more
Geroge Bush is not the only stupid American
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, Oct. 95. In case you didn`t know people … Read more
Disliked Boss Nickname Creator!
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you’re rich. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle class. If your name is on your … Read more
What if meat were made in a lab
I know it sounds kind of kinky, but soon all kinds of meat will be made in labs. Don`t believe me? Read this The Sun Online article. It could be … Read more
Man is a born businessman!
I think man is a born businessman. As soon as he is born he starts crying for attention and when the doctor gives him a blanket for free…he stops crying. … Read more
Terrorism…
August 6 can’t be forgotten. It was on this day that US of A gave birth to organized terrorism (doesn`t terrorism actually mean creating terror?) by dropping an atom bomb … Read more
When I get drunk
Even as I type this, I am getting drunk. So don`t expect any coherence in this post. I know after some time my hands will start shaking…perhaps that is why … Read more
Picture This!
Here are some of my captions 1) Chocolate Ice-Cream2) Double scoop please3) Dung-up treasure4) Sheds or Tails5) Rear View I think you should also get creative….and come up with some … Read more
Just a thought
Some animals have unique features. Some don`t. A giraffe for example can clean its ears with its twenty-inch long tongue. Give that tongue to a man and he would be … Read more
I despise the ladies…
I know I should not despise ladies. Afterall, I was born in bed with a lady. But what to do…I also ended up marrying another. OK…so the secret is out. … Read more
Choices in life
The Indian race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime Doordarshan. – Unknown I know the above maxim no longer stands true, because there is now Fashion TV, … Read more
Toilet Paper
Recently a friend called Hanif told me a story. I don`t know if it is a fiction of his imagination, or it is a great business case study as he … Read more
Full Coverage – Indian Oil Cup, 2005
Indian cricket takes off for yet another season of rocking (pun intended) cricket. At http://allcricket.rediffblogs.com you can follow the other side of cricket…views that can’t make it to the newspapers … Read more
What is in a Malayali name
Shakesphere didn`t know Malayalam (remember, he did not write any Malayalam plays). But he sure did believe in what an average Malayali believes – what is in a name? A … Read more
The conmen in trains
Please accept my sincere apologies for being late. Since my last trespass here, I have been to Madurai and back and have also joined Satyam Computers (will be working from … Read more
Mallika Sherawat who?
In the last few days I have got 591 browsers coming to my blog looking for Mallika Sherawat MMS. Any idea why they came to my Blog? Perhaps they thought … Read more