Everything Else
This week’s featured nonsense
My favourite WhatsApp emojis and how we all use them
August 11, 2026
Every WhatsApp group has two kinds of people – those who type and those who live by the emojis. And please don’t underestimate WhatsApp emojis for they represent ‘full sentences’ typed by people who either love you, judge you, hate you, or simply don’t care about you. A few decades from now, anthropologists who study
Read the storyPodcast: Jammy vs Jammy’s Split-Personality
Jammy’s split-personality who surprisingly prefers to be identified either as a half-boiled egg or cucumber because both sound cool decides to interview Jammy on his blogging experiences at Ouchmytoe. What … Read more
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Tomorrow, I will be driving my car to office for the 15th time. Quite a landmark. Rekha and I celebrated the anniversary today with mint flavored ice-cream at Move ‘n … Read more
Interesting
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts. – Clare Booth Luce (Now you know why I lie so much) The most exciting … Read more
Podcast: Today’s News Headlines
(Actually that`s a lie. This podcast was done from the news headlines of 24 June, 2006) The headlines talk about seven hardcore terrorists who wanted to attack the 103-storey Sears … Read more
The Chennai Blogger’s Meet
Ascendas in Taramani, Chennai is a great place to hangout. For little kids that is. That is precisely what happened at the 769th Chennai Blogger`s meet which took off like … Read more
A dream and an inbox
This post is a result of a dream I had while sleeping in office. Since I can`t force you to sleep in your office and dream my dream, I am … Read more
Heard of Veni, Vidi, Vici?
That`s the famous Latin phrase coined by Roman General Julius Caesar after one of his many victories. When translated in English it means “I came, I saw, I conquered.” How … Read more
Andhra farmers get laptops to solve their farming problems
This article appeared in one of the earlier versions of The Colleger – the youth magazine where I have a column called ‘Jamming Session’. To subscribe to this magazine you … Read more
Making full use of the bath tub
The biggest advantage of traveling across cities as an IT professional is the bath tub you get to use in the hotels. I have been alive for 31 years now … Read more
Lessons from road traffic
Being the back-seat driver comes easily to Rekha. She ‘comments` on my driving and gives me tips on avoiding the spots of bother that I could get into. Always I … Read more
Never call a lady fat
A week back we had a heavy discussion on Ouchmytoe. Remember reading an article titled ‘A Fat Chance`? As a follow up, here is a link M0rph3us left in my … Read more
Ouchmytoe On Desipundit
Ouchmytoe has made it to Desipundit for the second time. A post titled “A fat chance” made it to the collaborative Blog on 19th May. Click Here The last time … Read more
Maddox the Blog hater
The Alphabet of Manliness is a recent book written by a humor writer which is currently creating waves in the literary circles. I say humor writer with a lot of … Read more
Toilets – how lucky we are to have them
When I was with Indian Express, I didn`t find their office toilets great. They were very average. After two years with IE, I tagged on to my Indian Express Sports … Read more
Conversation: Osama vs Batman
Riddler and the Joker are now passé – superhero Batman now has a new enemy. In his latest comic which has already hit the stands he takes on the World`s … Read more
Appraisals are here
Having failed to find anything funny in appraisals, Ouchmytoe decided to borrow from the internet and come up with an interesting piece. I had my appraisals a few days back. … Read more
Circumstantial Conspiracy
[This was written two days ago but couldn`t be posted on this Funny Blog because Sify Broadband`s Customer Care couldn`t solve a Cablewala issue] * * * * * * … Read more
Salman Khan arrested
Salman Khan has been arrested. Pity, for he was one Bollywood guy who indulged in social causes. Population control for example. Yesterday, the star was convicted of poaching endangered Indian … Read more
Somebody stole my thunder
If Khivraj Motors the Maruti Car Agency I am interacting with is true to its word by today evening I will be the proud owner of a silver-colored Suzuki Swift. … Read more