I think man is a born businessman. As soon as he is born he starts crying for attention and when the doctor gives him a blanket for free…he stops crying. All you feminists out there, please bear with me. Though I mention him/he/man etc…I don`t mean to be unfair. I am referring to both man […]
I don`t know how your workplace is. Mine have always been fun. Wonder if it is a reflection of me as a person (is this correct English?). You won`t believe me but one of my colleagues comes to office naked. Now…nobody steals his chair. Sometimes he comes drunk, sometimes without deodorant but nobody complains…they are […]
This happened today morning. Rekha and I got up at 6 a.m. Getting up together is a relatively new habit. There used to be a time when Rekha would get up at 5.30 a.m., take bath, pray and with water dripping from her tied-in-a-turban-on-top-of-her-head hair, she would touch my lotus feet for blessings before bringing […]
August 6 can’t be forgotten. It was on this day that US of A gave birth to organized terrorism (doesn`t terrorism actually mean creating terror?) by dropping an atom bomb called ‘Little Boy` on Hiroshima. History tells us that they dropped another on August 9, and that too after knowing fully well that more than […]
Even as I type this, I am getting drunk. So don`t expect any coherence in this post. I know after some time my hands will start shaking…perhaps that is why I want to write about old people. Why? Simple. Don`t their hands also shake? I am drinking Vodka. Romanov vodka. It is one brand you […]
Here are some of my captions. 1) Chocolate Ice-Cream 2) Double scoop please 3) Dung-up treasure 4) Sheds or Tails 5) Rear View I think you should also get creative….and come up with some real smelly ones….
Some animals have unique features. Some don`t. A giraffe for example can clean its ears with its twenty-inch long tongue. Give that tongue to a man and he would be cleaning the ears of the lady sitting next to him.
I know I should not despise ladies. Afterall, I was born in bed with a lady. But what to do…I also ended up marrying another. OK…so the secret is out. I despise women. But surely not like the Britishers, who always lifted their hats when they passed the ladies. I wonder why. Was it because […]