Of late I have been noticing a lot of promotions favoring helmets. There are advertisements shouting out one-liners like – “Respect your brain. Wear a helmet.” (What about the brainless? Or for that matter…what about the brain dead?) “Your head is no coconut. Wear a helmet.” (Oh My God…what a discovery! And we thought we … Read more
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. — Albert Einstein The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things … Read more
If I go to Google, and search for ‘Funny` among the web pages in India…this Blog gets thrown up third. Wow. Quite an achievement for this small man (read 165 cms). For proof that this is not the funniest Blog in India, Click Here
On my Income Tax form it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’ I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.Tom Lehrer, lecturing in “The Nature of Math”, 4/4/90 After seeing the movie Black, I have realized that our senses are really important. And among all, the ability to see is … Read more
 remember reading this long back. So long back, that I am not even sure if I am making this up. Saif Ali Khan was once asked what he thought of Maduri Dixit`s navel. He said (exact words), “My ambitions are not that high.” No, in this post we are not going to be talking of … Read more
If you don`t know this, you are probably young. But the secret of staying young is to lie about your age. For example, I am just 21 years old. I promise. The good thing about aging is that you don`t have to do anything. Just keep advising and people will notice that you have grown … Read more
Scene: A boy and a girl are sitting on the hot sands that Marina beach (in Chennai) has to offer at 2 p.m. on the Valentine` day. The boy has his hand around the girl`s neck and at regular intervals clears the girl`s hair falling on her face, not knowing that she is using it … Read more
I had never fallen in love before I met you. And after I met you, there was no escape! You mean so much to me, my dear husband! The Husband`s reply I had never fallen in love before I met you. But now, there is no escape! You are so mean to me dear wife!