I was thinking of what all I would have been had I not been lucky enough to be where I am today. Confused? Read on… Don`t know if it was the movie Page3 or Fat Albert that made me wonder about my past. Don`t ask me why, coz even I have not seen these movies. … Read more
George Bush has been caught red handed, giving away large amounts of money to influence opinion in his favor. Some call it Public Relations, some bribery. In the backdrop of the latest crisis to hit the Bush administration, here is a conversation between the President and a commoner, on the lawns of the White House … Read more
US President George Bush`s administration has spent more than $88 million on public relations in 2004. A major part of this money is spent on columnists who write against him – by buying their integrity with loads of cash (sometimes more than $ 20,000). This column has been written in order to catch the US … Read more
Look at the rest of the crowd…everybody is standing for the National Anthem. But Laloo Prasad Yadav and Rabri Devi are sitting even as the Anthem is being sung. Pathetic, is all I can say. If only somebody can bomb his house when he is asleep (or when he is awake), the country would be … Read more
In a way bombs are like candies. Easily available, cheap and loads of fun. I was left wondering where all these bombs are made? In factories? If yes, are these companies listed on the Bombay Stock Exchange? Coz, if they are …I sure want to buy the stocks. After all…they are making shit-loads of money. … Read more
With nothing else to write on, I have chosen a less funny item – the bag that I take to office everyday. No, I am not going to brag about my laptop bag. Simply because, what I take to office is not a lap top bag. It is a simple “Trunk & Co” bag…the kind … Read more
It seems happiness of a man depends on the length of his wife`s toe. No, unfortunately..I am not gifted with foot fetish. Blame it on all the smelly feet that I have come across in my good old romantic days. According to an urban legend if the second toe (one next to the thumb toe) … Read more
(You have probably read this…but since I will be busy the whole of Monday, here is something from the OuchMyToe Archives.) I know this girl And I think she is mafia. Shes a BOMB herself. Now, that’s a handy weapon. She also sells opium For when I near her I get a high. An expert … Read more