What is Bruce Lee`s favorite non vegetarian dish? Machlee (fish, in Hindi) And what is Bruce Lee`s favorite breakfast? Idlee What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch? Thalee (Hindi for a 30-item meal in a stainless silver plate) Who is Bruce Lee`s favourite cricketer? Kambli (Vinod Kambli, that is) Brett Lee What is Bruce Lee`s favourite

Have you ever had a boss who works out of another city? Or have you interacted with a client living across seven seas? If yes, chances are you have attended conference calls. Don`t ask me why they are also known as con-calls.... In my earlier job (with so many bloggers asked to

Somebody at http://jokesrfunny.blogspot.com has been copying my content and uploading it as-is on their site (as if it were their own). While it feels good that somebody wants YOUR article on THEIR blog....I still don`t appreciate it. This post is actually a request to the blog owners of http://jokesrfunny.blogspot.com to

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790) How right Benjamin Franklin was - and why not? After all, he was an intelligent man. Ask a woman and she would say ‘intelligent man` is an oxymoron. For those of you who don`t know Benjamin

What is the issue all about? We expect our Government to do a lot of things - But not Ban Blogs. That too Because a Bunch of terrorists exchanged messages on some God forsaken private Blog. We had two opposing reasons to Believe that the Government would never resort to something like

This Friday Rekha read my blog after a long time and as expected wasn`t impressed with the way I had been projecting her to the World. After leaving damaging comments (which I have deleted now) she decided to call me at office. "I would like to discuss our marriage with

In a way, Bar Stools are like Super Models. They come with long legs, and are often found in the pubs. Rich, drunk men use them but only till around 1 am. Around this time, these men lose their ability to use both the Bar Stools and the Super Models.

"Would you want to make love today?" "I fixed the DVD player for you." "Can you tune into Ten Sports, please?" "Your mother just called." "I sent some money to my parents." "I had this boy friend once...." "I loved the dumb bells you gifted me." "My girl friends find you hot." "I love Bipasha Basu and Mallika

The latest news is that .XXX domain extensions have been approved for the porn sites. Read about it here. Why should a funny site get excited about this? Answer is simple: Because it is funny. I am a little unhappy with this decision because soon enough, it would be impossible

I wonder what happens when paranoia sets in. Now, don`t you stare at me...I am not that paranoid yet. But think of all those policemen who guard the streets of Delhi. I bet they are scared. OK...this article is a little late to be directed at the Delhi blasts ...but better

Central Station, Chennai Train Number: 2601 Train Name: Mangalore Mail Date & Time: 9 Feb, 8:15 p.m. Destination: Kannur, Kerala 8.30 p.m. I have just installed my Reliance data card, and believe me...it lives up to its Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Main line. I am traveling in the train from Chennai to Kannur

I have a thing for both women and trees. You probably wonder why...but I think both are somehow related. I am still working on my experiments...hence will take time to prove it. The first hint that encouraged pursuing this study was when I realized both women and trees have strong barks. Even

This was the last thing I expected. I can understand when a pretty girl gets kidnapped by a rowdy for sex (read Sita getting kidnapped by Ravana) or when a rich kid gets kidnapped for money....but me? This was the heights. It all started with an irresponsible statement by Suneet

They say today`s life is computerized. Everything has been influenced by computers. I say "definitely no!" For example, today morning I could not find my new pair of socks. If our lives were really influenced by computers...shouldn`t I be capable of pressing Control+F and find my new pair of socks? Or

My father`s success formula was ‘rise early, work late and strike oil`. He had come up with it when he all of 14 years - like Dirubhai Ambani of the Reliance fame. Today (after 45 years), he is sitting in our two-bedroom house in Madurai (in Tamil Nadu) and wondering what

First things first - I attended Caferati`s Delhi Meet on Sunday evening (from 4.30 p.m. to 8 p.m.). I was accompanied by wife Rekha and daughter Rhea. I know it does sound like a Minister's entourage...but I am not yet a Minister. We landed at the meeting place at 5.30

Sometimes kids end up cracking the biggest of jokes. In order to pacify my three and a half year old daughter who had been scolded by my wife early in the morning, I told her: "Rhea, don't worry...sometimes your mother is too much." Pat came her reply: "Not too much. Mother

That`s when I decided to speak to him. It is always better for a man to talk to a man and solve issues. Men end up looking like fools only when they attempt to talk and resolve issues with a lady. Don't understand a thing? Don't get the context? Well...you are

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen. He and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. - David Letterman [For those who don`t know, Woody Allen married his own daughter. Foster child, actually] The doctors - yes, two of them - have

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx I might not be a Groucho Marx, but my thoughts on Television match his. No wonder TV is also known as an idiot box. Now, I am looking

When I say I sit in my cubicle all day long, I am lying. For there are other things that I do while I am at office - for 12 hours a day, six days a week. So much so I even see the sun light. I guess, I cannot

Way back in 1963 when India was reeling under the pressures of the 1962 Indo-China war, and the scammed Defence Minister VK Krishna Menon was cooling his heels God knows where (perhaps in God own Country), a 16 year old village girl was falling in love. Selvi was in love

I would never know how many guys will hate me for this. Neither would I know, how many girls will pretend to hate me for doing a piece on the art of farting. It is only today that the Gauris and Prithvis sent up by India and Pakistan are making all

I was new, and was just getting used to the school. Before enrolling me, my father had extolled the merits of the school. Not great in studies he wanted me to excel (aren`t all pops like that?). I was in grade ten. Her name was Kavita Krishnamurthy. She was my classmate. On

With kids come teething issues. For the parents as well. And we aren’t referring to teenagers who get married and then run to the dentist citing pain due to wisdom tooth.

Last weekend we visited Fab India in Beseant Nagar, Chennai. The scene enacted there can`t be re-created, simply because I would have nothing to do with that shop ever again. We got out of the shop - and it is an honor to get out of one - and looked around

(A not so serious analysis) 1) World is now divided into two types of people - those that were affected, and those that weren`t. 2) Those who were not affected are of two categories - those that actually helped, and those that got goose pimples and kept watching the TV. 3) Kids will

Two days back my wife called me when I was in office. I said, “Rekha, I am in a meeting. Can I call you back?” “Sure.” And after ten minutes she called me again. I cut the call and messaged her that I couldn't talk since I was still in the meeting.

When my daughter Rhea was born on March 29, 2007...one of my nephews was waiting in the corridor with me. He wasn`t moving up and down the corridor as I was...but was staring at the sky looking for the stork to bring in the baby. As soon as the nurse

Saw this Apple's iPhone video on YouTube and thought it deserved to be on Ouchmytoe.com as well. Some more iPhone links - # A funny take on iPhone - Courtesy, The Onion # Features the iPhone doesn't have # iPhone - The real story # Wikipedia's iPhone page for comprehensive info on the

Other equally important incidents that have happened on April 26th 2002 - 19-year-old Robert Steinhäuser shoots and kills 17 people at his school in Erfurt, Germany. 1994 - A China Airlines Airbus A-300-600R crashes at Nagoya Airport, Japan killing 264. 1986 - In Ukraine, a nuclear reactor at the Chornobyl (Chernobyl) nuclear plant

I was reading this book called Couplehood by Paul Reiser and in one of the chapters he writes about how he likes flipping through the Victoria`s Secret catalogue. And he finds it entertaining yet morally satisfying. His only complain is that even after thumbing thro` the catalogue a 100 times,

In my office we have a colleague called Victor. Most in the office call him ‘dry fish’ because he has no life and no juice….but somehow I don’t agree to him being called by that name because I love 'dry fish'!