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Jammy’s stand up comedy at a Nasscom launch

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About Jamshed Velayuda Rajan

India’s funniest stand up comedian? Not yet! You are going…

Husband

I get my first pet – after 35 years

There were times when my wife Rekha called me a Dog. You got to give it to her for being appropriate - she never addressed me as a…

June 19, 201112 CommentsRead More

Sex

I thought Clitoris was a Greek God

Sex in India is different from the rest of the World. While we invent/discover/write kamasutras….we…

April 22, 20126 CommentsRead More

My wife forces me to lie, when I am lying down

Marriage is a great institution. I mean, really. I have huge respect for it. While…

February 6, 20117 CommentsRead More

Jammy's Favourites

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When my father walked…

My parents hated going out to eat. In fact even when we were traveling and stranded outdoors at odd times, we would still stretch ourselves, reach home, cook…

September 18, 201127 CommentsRead More

Regional unrest in my house

You know the good thing about father-in-laws? Once you are married to their daughters you don’t need to impress them. And, do you know the bad thing about…

November 7, 20104 CommentsRead More

They start loving young these days

Way back in 1963 when India was reeling under the pressures of the 1962 Indo-China war, and the scammed Defence Minister VK Krishna Menon was cooling his heels…

August 2, 200922 CommentsRead More

How to have rice, curd and pickle for dinner

Before you even think of having a sumptuous dinner of rice, curd & pickle dinner…you have to make sure that your wife isn`t in town. If she is…

April 19, 200919 CommentsRead More

My wife has started complaining. Again.

It was early 2005 and each day I was discovering something new about my newly wedded wife. We had married each other on 8 September, 2004…or was it…

January 18, 200917 CommentsRead More

The frog in my father in law’s house

There are eighteen types of people who shouldn`t be reading this blog post and one of them is: Those who get nightmares in which huge frogs with wet,…

April 15, 20089 CommentsRead More

"What If" Series

The Mythology nobody wanted you to know

You have always been told the wrong mythological stories…..because that’s what the elders wanted you to hear….so that you grew up with values and conscience. The truth…

July 10, 201122 Comments

Current Affairs

Seinfeld gave Zuckerberg the Facebook idea

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March 20, 20121 Comment

My Family & In-Laws

A tribute to my father in law

My father in law was undergoing treatment at Artemis Hospital in Gurgaon for cancer in his Oesophagus. He gave it his best shot….but didn’t quite make it.…

September 25, 20112 Comments

Flirting

Picking up women: Evolution over the years

>>If you like it, please click on the Fb Like button above<< Back in the cave man days, finding a spouse was easy. One only had to…

June 17, 20126 Comments

Life in North India

My experience with Singles Bars

I haven’t really been a single guy. Way back in class nine, a classmate of mine proposed to me with a single sentence written in a double-ruled…

August 13, 20126 Comments

On my Daughter

Learning languages in school

I am not the type that has any complains what so ever. Rekha married me because she knew that I am the type that can be easily…

April 25, 20114 Comments

Travel

Exciting things happen when I travel

An air hostess who was willing to give me poison to test my love for her, a 90-year-old lady traveling in an airplane for the first time…

September 11, 20118 Comments

On my Wife

Making love or making excuses?

Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Peter Russell – whats common among them all? For the not-so-trained-an-eye, it would seem as if the common thing between them…

February 12, 20129 Comments

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