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And dances too! This performance happened just before she hit the bed

On Twitter as @Ouchmytoe

  • Dear husbands, if your wife wants rings on her fingers...try fungus. Makes for great, permanent rings... 11 hrs ago
  • My favourite neighbour is my wife's least favourite neighbour. You do the math. 16 hrs ago
  • I was asked in an interview...how do you picture urself in 5 years? I said: "Maybe, on an iPhone 10s? 1 day ago
  • With age my idea of a fun weekend is changing. The more fun it is for my wife and daughter, the worse it gets for me 1 day ago
  • Double standards? I am glad you think I have standards!! 2 days ago
  • What can animals teach human beings? How to act well in animated movies 2 days ago
  • Now a days my wife doesn't go to the police station when I am lost. She just checks my FourSquare 2 days ago
  • They say u see obstacles when u take eyes off the goal. Not when you are David Beckham, and pretty girls in the stands. Thats opportunity! 3 days ago
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