Posts on my Daughter

Our daughter might marry the ice cream man »

Our daughter Rhea has been steadily growing. And why not? She eats as many rotis as her 34 year old father. Though she keeps referring to her strength by saying…

May 23 2010 / 6 Comments / Read More »

Our three year old daughter finds a new boy friend »

In August last year I had proudly proclaimed on this blog that my three year old daughter was going out with another very young man – a three year old…

Mar 1 2010 / 24 Comments / Read More »

Posts on my Wife

On nasty break ups & divorces »

When I was in class nine, I had my first love affair. That’s when I leant that to make a…

Aug 29 2010 / 1 Comment / Read More »

When God asked me to marry again »

God played a joke on me last night, but I am not upset about it. How many people does God…

May 2 2010 / 9 Comments / Read More »
My Favourite Funny Posts

Email exchanges between five consenting, cheating adults »

This blog post has been inspired by a book called ‘E’ written by Matt Beaumont, a talented writer. The book is set in an Ad Agency called Miller Shanks in London and is written as a series of mails. Just mails exchanged between the colleagues…

Nov 1 2009 / 24 Comments / Read More »

Fame, Faith and failure »

This post isn’t funny because I have been spending all of my time between ibibo.com and my daughter Rhea. Without that creative time slot to think and plan a blog post…coming up with a funny piece is difficult. So here goes an autobiographical piece. This…

Oct 4 2009 / 37 Comments / Read More »

I think I am a Casanova »

I think I am real cool Casanova. I have at least 5-6 pretty girls calling me every week. Shhhh….Rekha doesn’t know. This will be our little secret. These girls are pretty and are gifted with sweet, seductive voice. Actually, let me be open with you.…

Jan 6 2005 / 1 Comment / Read More »
Sex

Story of how I ended up starting a porn website »

I was reading a news item in The Telegraph yesterday, and apparently there are at least 300 positions in sex. Oops, that didn’t come out…

May 16 2010 / 7 Comments / Read More »

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