I have known Rekha for ten years now. When I first saw her, she was wearing a dirty blue T-Shirt and a jean. The only problem was the coconut oil in her hair...but what do you expect of a girl from a small village in Kerala? In the last ten

Ten years back, I would stay away from shops that had a glass door and were air conditioned  – they always tend to be costlier than the other shops. In recent years, thanks primarily to a booming economy and subsequent increase in my salary (psst...don't tell my wife) I don't

I once attended a marriage in Rekha`s family. Today morning I was thinking about it...and wondered if you would be interested in knowing what some popular men/women have said about ‘madness and therapy`. What I say of ‘madness and therapy,` ie, how the marriage went ...will be the next post. We are

I have been thinking of buying a Flip Mino (Know more about Flip Mino here), but nobody ships them to India - including the manufacturer Pure Digital Technologies. I am on the look out for somebody in the US of A, who trusts me and thus is willing to help

On Nov 9, I put in my papers in Satyam Computers. I am now moving to Yahoo! and looking forward to it. No, it wasn`t how an Amitabh Bachchan or a Vijay Shanti (of Telugu films) would submit their resignations. Instead, it was quite a sober affair. I mailed my

In the name of humour, we will now learn to respect and appreciate the capabilities of the disabled. I wouldn`t have written this piece had it not been for this stupid guy in my office who parks in the handicap-parking slot. I tried to argue with him...but he just wouldn`t listen.

What you are going to read happened in a small town called Sivakasi, in Tamil Nadu...way back in the 1980s. 1989 to be precise. For those who don't know, Sivakasi is a hyper active town with a population of less than 5 lakhs yet supplying 90% of all firecrackers,

I am a few drinks of Vodka down and that`s good news. I can indulge in self-flagellation better when drunk. Didn`t someone famous....ironically I am not able to remember his name...once say: "Alcohol dulls the pain." Let me break the news - I am losing hair and that too very fast.

By Dave Barry Dave Barry is a humor columnist. For 25 years he was a syndicated columnist whose work appeared in more than 500 newspapers in the United States and abroad. In 1988 he won the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary. Many people are still trying to figure out how this

In fiction books read as a kid everybody had a ‘study` - a room full of books and a single rocking chair. From PG Wodehouse`s Bertie Wooster to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle`s Sherlock Holmes...they all had studies of their own. That`s why when Rekha announced that we had a spare

The latest news is that .XXX domain extensions have been approved for the porn sites. Read about it here. Why should a funny site get excited about this? Answer is simple: Because it is funny. I am a little unhappy with this decision because soon enough, it would be impossible

I am not the kind to make fun of somebody`s mistakes - especially because my English teacher never made fun of me. She didn`t because she knew that I was eyeing her and if she showed more care towards me (coz I was weak), I might mistake that for love. There

Eyes of a fish, With deep sea-secrets, Drowning the innocent. Cheeks of a rose bud, Soft and subtle, Waiting to blush. Forehead of a pigeon, a play ground, for her thoughts. Lips like a spring tendril, Curved and fresh, Ready to entice. Dark clouds for hair, waiting to drench a trespasser, with her body smell. Hic.. hic...hic Is the trespasser me?!

Ajay Shroff (a friend of mine) and Nanette (a friend of his) have thrown into the cauldron called Internet two ticking time-bombs. You don`t want to be the one that didn`t enjoy the blast...so rush for it now: www.suggestamovie.com&www.suggestabook.com I am surprised these domain names were available for Ajay. It is

In early November 2007, I had traveled in an Air Deccan flight from Chennai to Delhi. As always happens with me (and compulsively so!) I wrote a funny piece of my experiences on the flight - and my fantasies with Air Deccan Air Hostess Poornima and Kavita - titled My

Nameet and I were in Canada together. We have been through the grind together and understand each other fully. We have shared each other`s sorrows...though he tends to have more of them. Today he is a successful entrepreneur in Bangalore driving a Tata Safari and living in a 16K per

Never buy smuggled goods. You don`t just run a risk of landing a bad item, but you also run the risk of landing yourself in prison. If not the above mentioned, you certainly run risk of getting fooled. There was this dude friend of mine who bought a laptop from a

Jammy's split-personality who surprisingly prefers to be identified either as a half-boiled egg or cucumber because both sound cool decides to interview Jammy on his blogging experiences at Ouchmytoe. What comes out is an interesting mish-mash of what others would call ultimate crap. A funny listen....buttered up by a dynamic intro

Kennedi who writes at www.askenni.com has revealed his two wives. He managed to keep it a secret for eight years...but yesterday his 2nd wife read the post and found out the truth. As I always say, those that cheat...can`t eat. Today Kennedi has been thrown out of the house...and even as

If you are only interested in the Gym Instructor's job....skip this crap and scroll below Japanese believe in manufacturing goods that last for a certain period. I am told, they purposefully don’t manufacturer goods to last a lifetime. Unfortunately, the name of this philosophy currently evades me. This has made me

Did you know that Google doesn`t advertise its products? At least, I have not seen any advertisement of theirs. How do they manage to attract the huge numbers, then? Probably because they are creative. Beat this - they have a Gmail commercial on YouTube, talking about the benefits of Gmail

Came across this interesting link and thought I might as well share it with you. http://uncyclopedia.org - A satire site, which is patterned on the lines of Wikipedia.com. Especially liked their piece on Captain Obvious. And here is something I came across in the Indian Association for the Study of Population`s website

On Wednesday morning, the Tidel Park security were removing some of the crow nests built on the lamp posts right in front of the massive building. My heart went out to the crows....now where would they find a place to stay?I never believed God would answer my prayers so shortly,

Here goes a lateral thinking puzzle which will force you to think laterally: As all women, the one in question also came home after a long day`s work at office. Since it was evening...and dark out side...she switched on the light in her living room. She was horrified...completely horrified...to see the

Heard of all those MIG crashes? Heres one for all those MIGs that have chose to crashland on the paddy fields, unsuspecting hutments...or for that matter into theatres.

Who said it is only guys who harass the ladies? I was once sexually harassed by a lady...just that in my case I was disappointed. The lady happen to be Veronica, my neighbour's dog.

My office has at least six pregnant ladies. One could blame it on last year`s winter, which must have seen the couples cuddle together in their warm beds. On extrapolation, one can safely assume that every body was healthy in the winter, otherwise how could they have had all the physical

Indian cricket takes off for yet another season of rocking (pun intended) cricket. At http://allcricket.rediffblogs.com you can follow the other side of cricket...views that can't make it to the newspapers because they are too silly for print. But too spicy to be ignored. To cut the crap...this site will cover

I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page of a newspaper has nothing but man's failures. - Chief Justice Earl Warren Today Narain Karthikeyan beat Michael Schumacher in the first qualifying times, at Melbourne Formula One Grand Prix. If you don`t know Narain, read on

Four nights back Rekha turned towards me in bed and started at me. Been married to her for the last six years I knew this was a dangerous move. As a weapon, it ranked a little below Arnold Schwarzenegger's AMT Hardballer Longslide (with laser sighting) in the movie Terminator but

 remember reading this long back. So long back, that I am not even sure if I am making this up. Saif Ali Khan was once asked what he thought of Maduri Dixit`s navel. He said (exact words), "My ambitions are not that high." No, in this post we are not going

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown Memory is a bad thing. Especially in relationships that involve a gentleman and a lady. Believe me. Or get married and find out for yourself. July 5th is her Rekha`s birthday...and I have never been able to remember it.

This post isn`t funny because I have been spending all of my time between ibibo.com and my daughter Rhea. Without that creative time slot to think and plan a blog post...coming up with a funny piece is difficult. So here goes an autobiographical piece. This article is about Fame, Faith

Here is a conversation I had with our night watchman. It was 11 p.m. and I was yearning for a smoke. After putting Rekha to sleep (which is very easy), I slipped into my sandals and slipped out of the house. I needed a human being to make conversation...so I walked

If you know a pretty girl, you have already got yourself a bomb. Those of us who aren’t blessed with a pretty gal (believe me….some of us aren’t…why else would we go after 72 virgins after death)…will have to make our own bomb. Making a bomb is easy. There are

Leander Paes and Mahesh Bhupathi are back again for the Olympics and that is good news for India. I would not take all of the credit for patching up Leander and Mahesh. Agreed, I went up to Mahesh the other day and said, "Boss, this is too much yaar." But it

Requested by The devil @ 07:39 pm | Dec 2nd 2004 Topic Suggested: Imagine u r Rekha, n blog abt Jammy! Mail id: None Blog: None (Would 'The Devil' want to own up?) Where do I start? All of sudden, a day seems to have 34 hours. After-effects of marriage. Perhaps. My day begins at 5.30

Fastest Centuries in World: Mohammed Azharuddin from 64 balls. Virender Sehwag from 60 balls. Sanath Jayasuriya from 48 balls. Shahid Afridi from 37 balls. Dritharashtra from 2 balls. *Dritharashtra of team Mahabharata

http://www.googlefight.com Check out this site. Real cool....if you have two items/words/countries/persons in mind and want to know which is more popular (for eg. cricket or baseball, India or Pakistan, Sony or Philips etc)..just visit this site and type in the keywords. And press the ‘Make A Fight` button. Needless to say, I