It was one of those moments that can not be captured with a still camera. Or for that matter with a motion camera. Afterall, every moment has its share of hormonal rush, its share of hidden feelings and unsaid words. My marriage reception was coming to an end and Rekha's family

I was missing Holi. Life in Northern India during Holi means a totally different thing. Here in Tamil Nadu we are a little conservative...and Holi is well...just spraying ink behind the back of people wearing white shirts!

I am told character is an amazing thing. If one of you has seen it, will you please mail it to me? With my broadband connection, I will be able to download and see it for myself. Today`s post is about character. Many say I am like the sun - liked

Giving bath to a baby isn`t as easy as it is made out to be. More so, when two pair of watchful eyes are prying over your shoulder. Yesterday, Rekha and I ran into each other at home and the final verdict was that I wasn`t contributing much to our

My company thinks I qualify for AC 2 tier, if I travel on work. So, when I was asked to travel to Hyderabad, I booked my ticket in the same class. Quite an experience. Even before I proceed any further, let me tell you that I have never ever traveled higher

In three more days, it will be February 14 - the day all men dread. This will be my sixth Valentine`s day with Rekha (3rd after deciding to marry her) and I am already dreading the day. What will I do? How will I show her that I care? Even if

Simple. You get to read Quirky News. Postmen taught dog psychology German postmen are being dog-trained. Not the throw-the-bone-and-ask-to-go-fetch kind...but the kind which will help them reduce the number of dog bites while on duty. After being taught how dogs think, postmen (and postwomen) have reported lesser dog bites. In India, it

Here is the winning post...re-created for your convenience! A Gentleman`s guide to your wife`s sari OK, I accept I iron her clothes. Who doesn`t? Just because I don`t have the courage to take her head-on and fight for my rights, you can`t call me a coward. I am quite a brave guy.

Ajay Shroff (a friend of mine) and Nanette (a friend of his) have thrown into the cauldron called Internet two ticking time-bombs. You don`t want to be the one that didn`t enjoy the blast...so rush for it now: www.suggestamovie.com&www.suggestabook.com I am surprised these domain names were available for Ajay. It is

As a seven-year-old boy in 1982, I had taken my baby steps towards being a criminal. Back then, if you were a criminal you didn’t have to hide in a high-fenced complex in Pakistan or in an apartment complex in Dubai (did I just give away the hiding place of

Sex between a man and woman could be great - provided you get between the right man and woman. - Woody Allen Till I was 19, I was more familiar with the different parts of Madurai than my own body. Then, came along Shalini Menon who changed everything. Her father owned

You got to read this - is this funny or what. Apparently, Google was sent this mail by one of the aspiring fly-by-night SEO company. Dear google.com, I visited your website and noticed that you are not listed in most of the major search engines and directories..." Don't believe me? Check

buf·fet1 n. A meal at which guests serve themselves from various dishes displayed on a table or sideboard Well, that`s what buffets are supposed to be. Unless, it is a meeting of old colleagues who want to catch up on the lives of their common friends. Throw into the pool a

I have an announcement to make on Ouchmytoe. Can somebody guess what it could be? Come on....give it a shot... Update: The comments this post has received are a must read. Please don't miss the funny, probable announcements that are being suggested. Believe me...none of the 20 people who have left comments

- Indian Prime Minister has invited Asif Zardari for India-Pakistan World Cup semifinal. Next they will invite Ashish Nehra and Kamran Akmal to watch the next Indo-Pak Foreign Secy meet. - Zardari says he can't reach for Mohali the India vs Pakistan World Cup semifinal in such short notice. Why

- Loving someone who does not love you is like batting when you need 37 runs in 6 balls. You know its impossible....but you still have a small hope that Ashish Nehra will bowl the last over - Mere dil mein hai jhakam itna gehra... Mere dil mein hai jhakam itna gehra... Jo,

I want the girl I am going to marry to be pretty beautiful. Actually...... just beautiful enough to fall for me. Afterall, there is this balance in life where Aishwaryas of the World fall only for the Salmans (it is another thing that later they move on to the Viveks). Maybe.......she should

Just in case you didn`t know...it is a collection of funny articles in PDF format good enough to be e-mailed to family and friends. This simple act could be your ‘good deed of the day` - you will be getting Ouchmytoe a new reader...and at the same time helping your

I have been a little busy at work lately and expect (or is it except?) to be forgiven for not coming up with an original. Promise to have something by Friday evening. Till then, enjoy this one liner I got in mail. Girl: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. Boy: Thanks

I was innocent. For I thought she loved me. I was obviously (and naturally) thinking like a man. Rekha used to call me at least four to five times during office hours. If I include calls made to remind me to pay the phone bill, drop the Credit card cheque, or

I have a Nokia 3310. A very basic model when compared to the hi-tech mobiles that I see in the hands of hi-tech people. I am not aware of the features that the latest of mobiles come with, but I think the phone companies should seriously think of incorporating the

Viagra manufacturer Pfizer is considering distributing the sexual-energizer free of cost through the length and breath of India. The idea that started out as a dining- table talk has also found a few supporters in the Indian Government, led by PM Manmohan Singh. The novel yet radical move has been prompted

This post is dedicated to Garima Sinha, who works for ibibo. Find out why. I had recently bought an HP Printer Cartridge and registered online for their "Spin & Win" contest. As luck would have it, I won a Gillette Mach 3 razor worth Rs 125...which reached my house yesterday. This

This weekend we are holed up at home but the next one will be spent outside, with my family from Madurai. My folks from Madurai are coming to stay with us for a week or so. That`s considered a long stay in Chennai terms, but not according to Madurai standards. "Amma,

I have a cool hairstyle (see my pic on this page). But not all are as lucky, like for example you. Ever seen yourself in the mirror? God forbid, but did you swoon and hit your temple on the ceramic sink and die? Hairstyles are of many types. Some can be

I have always wondered why people bought scented candles. For me they hold no value. Agreed, they smell good but besides that, what? I thought maybe, if I get into the character of a scented-candle-manufacturer, maybe...just maybe...I would understand why they are bought. So, here I am composing a mass mailer

Some animals have unique features. Some don`t. A giraffe for example can clean its ears with its twenty-inch long tongue. Give that tongue to a man and he would be cleaning the ears of the lady sitting next to him. Porcupines have long, sharp needles. Doctors also have long sharp needles.

Man they say was never made for toilets, or is it that toilets were never made for man? Anyways, here I am not pointing a finger at all the saints who for close to 2-3 minutes give up their Worldly belongings, which more often than not is just some pride

The biggest advantage of traveling across cities as an IT professional is the bath tub you get to use in the hotels. I have been alive for 31 years now but have never lived in a house with a bath tub. The closest I have come was when we had a

One of the Ouchmytoe.com readers mailed this short piece and asked me to upload it on the blog. Not willing to disappoint her, here goes - A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the

Even as I write this, I am not able to find the right keys. Spelllling mishtakes may please be ignored, as I am drunkkk. My present problem with words could be blamed on the Russians. After all, weren`t they the ones to invent (or is it discover?) Vodka. BTW, the brand is

Here is one story I heard recently. Would not say it is true...for the fear of sounding a liar. Anyways, makes a good read - There was one Indian and a Pakistani who lived as neighbours in New Delhi. The Indian owned a hen and early in the morning would go around

This was snapped while filling up the car before we climbed up the hill. Wonder why it says 'you pay more in the hills'. Check out the tea's name - Nonsuch. When I asked the tea shop owner he said: "Thats because there is 'no other such' tea in the World." Thats

I have a news which only five people in the World know. After you finish reading this paragraph, you would become the sixth person. The five already aware are my Driving Master, three of my driving classmates and Rekha. OK...the secret is...I have been taking four-wheeler driving lessons. "How insulting," was

During a recent conversation with a friend who works for a newspaper, I came to know a lot of unknowns about ‘Letters To The Editors.` For the average Joe (and that doesn`t mean the 165 cms tall Joe living in Texas, US) Letters to the Editors mean nothing, but if

Prakash Raj is a close friend of mine who lives in Delhi. This Saturday, we met up at the Barista in DLF Mega Mall in Gurgaon. He had called on Friday and said: "Jammy, don`t you project yourself as a specialist in man-woman relationships?" "I never did!" I protested. But my