Girls always put on weight after marriage. Men lose flab if they take lunch to office…or gain weight if they eat out during lunch breaks. The issue compounds when both the husband and wife work in IT companies where, even if one doesn`t have work one is forced to hang on till 7 p.m. and … Read more
I know most men have faced this dilemma. Should we marrying the girl we love or should we move on to greener pastures? If you ask me, I would say…don`t get into a relationship…but if you have already committed the mistake…don`t stop…marry the girl you love. It makes economical, political, social, religious, civic and geographical … Read more
I am writing a book. I have got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright Some of the comments left in my Blog are very flattering on the surface – they say I should get into writing. I ask them all: “Haven`t I already started? And aren`t you reading what I wrote?” Anyways….you can be … Read more
Nominations for the first Annual Blogging Awards are out. And yours sincerely has been nominated in a 100 categories….no actually only four categories. I am excited. Afterall, even a comedian needs his bit of smiles. Ouchmytoe has won four nominations out of the possible eleven and here are the details – Best Current Affairs/General Post … Read more
Here is a conversation I had with our night watchman. It was 11 p.m. and I was yearning for a smoke. After putting Rekha to sleep (which is very easy), I slipped into my sandals and slipped out of the house. I needed a human being to make conversation…so I walked towards the night watchman … Read more
According to a bit of statistic yet to be believed by somebody other than me, for every happy father, there are three unhappy men yearning to be fathers. Most of these I-want-to-be-a-father men are victims of contraceptives. All kinds of contraceptives… A friend of mine is victim of oral contraceptives. Every time his nears his … Read more
Today at office one gentleman yawned during a meeting. But he yawned with his mouth closed – a sign of good manners you would say. But is it actually good manners? I wouldn`t mind if Aishwarya Rai or Vidya Balan (of Parineeta) tried to stifle a yawn…they would look pretty doing it. But have you … Read more
Life is a bitch, and my beloved papa embraces death. But when was life fair? Had it been…wouldn`t Elvis be roaming the streets of Los Angeles and Abraham Lincoln the lanes of Manhattan? By the way, did you know that Lincoln was assassinated in a theatre called Ford when he and his wife were watching … Read more